The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
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THE 2017 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!=Life

George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
June Foray
Pope Benedict XVI
Billy Graham
Jean Kennedy Smith
Jimmy Carter
Queen Elizabeth II
IM Pei
John Paul Stevens
Chuck Yeager
Valerie Harper

#2017 Reaper's Digest

Glen Campbell
Emperor Akihito
Stephen Hawking
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Sean Connery
Vera Lynn
Ken Kercheval
Yoko Ono
Bob Dole
Stephen Sondheim
John Cleese
Queen Elizabeth II
Bernie Sanders

#DeathSentence

Christopher Plummer
Michael J. Fox
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Burt Reynolds
James Tolkan
Bobby Doerr
Jimmy Carter
Stephen Hawking
Caroll Spinney
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson

(Formaldehyde Riders)

Bob Barker
George Bush Sr.
Abdullah The Butcher
Robert Blake
Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
David Rockefeller
Rose Marie
Billy Graham
Don Rickles
Don Shula
Wilford Brimley

***2017 Wish List***

Charles Koch
David Koch
Mitch McConnell
Dick Cheney
Newt Gingrich
Paul Ryan
Grover Norquist
Scott Walker
Sam Brownback
Rick Snyder
Rick Scott
Mike Pence
Donald Trump

88+

John Paul Stevens
George Shultz
Hugh Downs
Al Jaffee
Prince Philip
Lee Iacocca
Shelley Berman
Mike Connors (1)
Kaye Ballard
Dick Van Dyke
Chuck Berry
Joyce Randolph
Herman Wouk

A Queen, 2 Presidents, & Other Decent People

Queen Elizabeth II
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Dorothy Mengering
Betty White
Charlotte Rae
Peter Marshall
Jane Withers
Mel Brooks
Tony Bennett
Martin Landau
Rose Marie
Ethel Kennedy

Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Joseph Wapner (1)
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Monty Hall
Doris Day
Stan Lee
Henry Kissinger
Chuck Berry
Dick Van Dyke
George Bush Sr.
Queen Elizabeth II

Adios Amigos

Della Reese
Desmond Tutu
Val Kilmer
John Paul Stevens
Joni Mitchell
George Bush Sr.
Valerie Harper
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
IM Pei

All Aboard Those Going Below

Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
Irwin Corey (1)
Herman Wouk
Ruth Westheimer
Robert Guillaume
Hugh Downs
Jerry Lewis

Am I Dead Yet? Vol. 2

Lee Grant
Bob Barker
John Gavin
Jim Nabors
Ethel Kennedy
Jackie Mason
George Chakaris
Robert Guillaume
Glen Campbell
Estelle Parsons
Vera Miles
Mel Stottlemyre
Joseph Campanella

And Then There Was One. . .

Otis Williams
Barry Gibb
Don Everly
Brian Wilson
Bill Medley
Michelle Phillips
Cher
Tina Turner
Dean Torrence
Sam Moore
Richard Carpenter
Valerie Simpson
***Not A Celebrity***

And They All Fall Down

Kirk Douglas
Glen Campbell
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Bob Barker
Stan Lee
Mel Tillis
Jerry Lewis
David Rockefeller
Lamar Odom
Sidney Poitier
Bob Dole
Hugh Hefner

Annie's Oakley's XV - Your XV Minutes Are Up

Burt Reynolds
Hosni Mubarak
Billy Graham
John Irving
Glen Campbell
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Meatloaf
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
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Kirk Douglas
Sumner Redstone

Architects Deathwish 2017

Don Rickles
Hugh Hefner
Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Mary Kate Olsen
Katherine Jackson
George Bush Sr.
Dick Van Dyke

Ashes To Ashes

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Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Carol Channing
Charlotte Rae
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei
Walter Mondale
Norman Lear
Angela Lansbury
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Conrad Janis

Beat The Odds

Kirk Douglas
Bill Daily
Bob Barker
Rose Marie
Jimmy Carter
George Bush Sr.
Jerry Lewis
Carl Reiner
Doris Day
Larry Storch
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk

Bow Your Head

Kirk Douglas
Jerry Lewis
George Bush Sr.
Burt Reynolds
Olivia de Havilland
Doris Day
Glen Campbell
Billy Graham
Valerie Harper
Shannon Doherty
Lamar Odom
Herman Wouk
Val Kilmer

Bring Out Y'er Dead

Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
O. J. Simpson
Kirk Douglas
Clive James
Joni Mitchell
David Attenborough
Shannon Doherty
Tim Curry
Michael Schumacher
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Keith Richards

Caskets All The Way Down

Irwin Corey (1)
David Rockefeller
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
IM Pei
June Foray
Tommy Chong
Valerie Harper
Shelley Duvall
Michael J. Anderson

Celebrity Fertilizer

Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Cher
Valerie Harper
Jan Michael Vincent
Carol Channing
David Rockefeller
Bob Barker
Jackie Stallone
Olivia de Havilland
Don Rickles
Jerry Lewis

Charlie Black's 2017 List

Gina Lollobrigida
***Not A Celebrity***
Harry Belafonte
Sidney Poitier
Adam West
Pope Benedict XVI
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Dick Van Dyke
Stephen Hawking
Vera Lynn
Queen Elizabeth II
Billy Graham
Clint Walker

Children Of The Roaring 20s

Carl Reiner
Don Rickles
Gloria Vanderbilt
Henry Kissinger
Jerry Lewis
Larry Storch
Marty Allen
Prince Philip
Stan Lee
Vic Damone
Norman Lear
Chuck Barris
Bob Dole

Christie's Casket Celebs

Donald Trump
Olivia de Havilland
Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Jerry Lewis
Ruth Westheimer
Bill Cosby
George Bush Sr.
Carol Burnett
Pete Rose
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Tina Turner
Joanne Woodward

Copeland's Cannibalistic Corpses

Hugh Hefner
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Stan Lee
Tommy Chong
Yoko Ono
Lamar Odom
Pope Benedict XVI
Kim Jong Un
Stephen Hawking
Little Richard
Bill Cosby

David's Deathly Dozen

Burton Cummings
David Clayton Thomas
Jerry Lee Lewis
Glen Campbell
Bobbie Gentry
Michelle Phillips
Brian Wilson
David Crosby
Willie Nelson
Joni Mitchell
Robbie Krieger
Dionne Warwick
Little Richard

Dawson 5 Deathwatchers

Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
David Rockefeller
Billy Graham
Carol Channing
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Jerry Lewis
Queen Elizabeth II
Ed Asner
Glen Campbell
Prince Philip

Dead For No Reason

Irwin Corey (1)
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Eva Marie Saint
Nanette Fabray
Marty Allen
Carol Channing
Jerry Lewis
Sean Connery
Doris Day
Don Rickles
Cloris Leachman

Dead Like Me!

Tim Curry
Don Rickles
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Jerry Lewis
Ed Asner
Doc Severinsen
Joseph Wapner (1)
Mel Tillis
Lee Iacocca
Franco Zeffirelli
Hugh Downs
Chuck Yeager

Dead Pool Ghoul

Don Rickles
Sidney Poitier
Kirk Douglas
June Foray
Olivia de Havilland
Joseph Wapner (1)
Della Reese
Jerry Lewis
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Val Kilmer
Billy Graham
Ron Jeremy

Dead Right Psychic

Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
David Rockefeller
Vera Lynn
Irwin Corey (1)
Norman Lloyd
Stephen Hawking
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Glen Campbell
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
IM Pei

Dead Weeping Angels

Betty White
John Hurt (4)
Tommy Chong
Frankie Muniz
Jim Kelly
Dick Van Dyke
Joan Lunden
John McVie
Norman Lloyd
Chuck Yeager
Billy Graham
Doris Day
Joe Perry

Deadly Duo

Hugh Hefner
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Morgan Freeman
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson
Val Kilmer
Tom Brokaw
Tommy Chong
Valerie Harper
Prince Philip

Death Solves So Many Problems

Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Clint Walker
Carl Reiner
Hugh Downs
Prince Philip
Bill Macy
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
Jerry Lewis

Death To All

Kirk Douglas
Joanne Woodward
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
IM Pei
Norman Lloyd
June Foray
Vera Lynn
Valerie Harper
David Rockefeller
Hugh Hefner
Glen Campbell
Mary Tyler Moore (1)

Deathpool Jeff

Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Glen Campbell
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Irwin Corey (1)
Joanne Woodward
Mel Stottlemyre
Jerry Lewis
Valerie Harper
David Rockefeller
Jimmy Carter
Herman Wouk
Bobby Doerr

Die Die My Darling

Gloria Henry
Rose Marie
Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Don Rickles
Glen Campbell
Jerry Lewis
Olivia de Havilland
Doris Day
Donald Trump
Barbara Hale (3)
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham

Die you Gravy Sucking Pigs

Kirk Douglas
Glen Campbell
Elton John
Mel Stottlemyre
Bill Cosby
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Steven Tyler
Jimmy Carter
Harry Reid
Bobby Knight
George Bush Sr.
Bill Russell
Hillary Clinton

Dr. Evil

Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Jake LaMotta
George Bush Sr.
Carol Channing
Doris Day
Mel Stottlemyre
Norman Lloyd
Hugh Downs
Bob Dole
Nanette Fabray
Charles Osgood

Dust2Dust

Glen Campbell
George Bush Sr.
Val Kilmer
Gloria Henry
Charlotte Rae
Bob Dole
Billy Graham
Stanley Donen
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Carol Channing
Burt Reynolds
John Hurt (4)
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)

Enough Is Enough

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Stan Lee
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
O. J. Simpson
Jake LaMotta
Glen Campbell
Jerry Lewis
Bob Barker
Fats Domino
Doris Day
Aretha Franklin

Et Tu Corpus

Liam Neeson
George Bush Sr.
Bill Macy
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Val Kilmer
Sumner Redstone
Valerie Harper
Glen Campbell
Herman Wouk
Joseph Wapner (1)
Joanne Woodward
Tom Brokaw

Eternity Tours

Norman Lloyd
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Billy Graham
Glen Campbell
Irwin Corey (1)
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Tim Curry
Shannon Doherty
Tony Bennett

Everlasting Lifelessness

George Bush Sr.
Irwin Corey (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Shannon Doherty
Billy Graham
Pope Benedict XVI
Don Rickles
Jerry Lewis
Prince Philip
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Ernest Angsley

Exoendo Zuzubar Make Dying Great Again

Beverly Cleary
David Rockefeller
Irwin Corey (1)
Herman Wouk
IM Pei
Norman Lloyd
Diana Serra Cary
Bobby Doerr
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Dina Merrill
Marge Champion
Glen Campbell
Jerry Maren

Food For Worms

IM Pei
Vera Lynn
Bobby Doerr
Jerry Maren
Fats Domino
Lyndon LaRouche
Linda Ronstadt
James Earl Jones
Bob Dole
Della Reese
Jim Nabors
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Free Spirits

Olivia de Havilland
Glen Campbell
Hillary Clinton
George Bush Sr.
Henry Kissinger
Doris Day
Don Rickles
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Monty Hall
Joseph Wapner (1)
Stephen Hawking
Keith Richards

From Here to Eternity

Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
June Lockhart
Don Murray
Honor Blackman
George Bush Sr.
Tommy Chong
Jonathan Demme
Joni Mitchell
Joseph Wapner (1)
Barbara Hale (3)
Joyce Randolph
Dorothy Malone
Helmut Kohl

Future Wormfood 2017

Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Monty Hall
Bart Starr
Jimmy Carter
George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Betty White
Ed Asner
Carol Channing
David Rockefeller
Norman Lloyd

Geaux To Hell

David Rockefeller
George Bush Sr.
Jerry Lewis
Olivia de Havilland
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Fats Domino
Prince Philip
Herman Wouk
Carol Channing
Amanda Bynes
Yoko Ono
Jim Nabors
Michael Schumacher

Geritol Gangsters

Beverly Cleary
Billy Graham
David Rockefeller
Herman Wouk
IM Pei
Irwin Corey (1)
Jake LaMotta
Joseph Wapner (1)
June Foray
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn

Ghouls Rush In

Jerry Lee Lewis
Chuck Berry
Barbara Bush
Billy Graham
Prince Philip
Kim Richards
Queen Elizabeth II
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
John Madden
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Jerry Lewis

Glupo Celebrity Zombija

Bob Barker
David Rockefeller
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
Monty Hall
Hal Holbrook
George Bush Sr.
Jerry Lewis
Vera Lynn
Nanette Fabray
Chris Mortensen
Glen Campbell

Gone With The Worms

Mike Connors (1)
Robert Clary
Chuck Yeager
Carl Reiner
Billy Graham
Pierre Cardin
Doris Day
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Norman Lloyd
Eva Marie Saint
Glen Campbell
June Lockhart

Good Looking Corpses

George Bush Sr.
IM Pei
Jim Nabors
Prince Philip
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Dick Cheney
Chuck Berry
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lewis
Johnny Manziel

Grabberlime

Marge Champion
Burt Bacharach
Bill Dana
Doris Day
Marty Allen
David Rockefeller
Christopher Plummer
Rose Marie
Quincy Jones
Richard Anderson
Olivia de Havilland
Shelley Berman
Herman Wouk

Graveyard Smashers

Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Hugh Hefner
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Carl Reiner
Tommy Chong
Valerie Harper
Ethel Kennedy
Betty White
Don Rickles
Carol Channing
Bob Barker
IM Pei

Grim McGraw

Ed Asner
Robert Redford
Little Richard
Rod Carew
Scott Hamilton
Diana Serra Cary
Eva Marie Saint
Chuck Yeager
Olivia de Havilland
Jerry Maren
Rose Marie
Don Rickles
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Grim Reaptress On Grim

Lindsay Lohan
Charlie Sheen
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Bill Cosby
Prince Philip
Angela Lansbury
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
Piers Morgan
Madonna
William Daniels
Anthony Hopkins
Joe Biden

Groovy Ghoulies

Prince Philip
Glen Campbell
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Shannon Doherty
Jim Nabors
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Brooks
Billy Graham
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Dick Van Dyke

Gump's Death Squad

Ronda Rousey
Irwin Corey (1)
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Glen Campbell
Betty White
Hugh Hefner
Burt Reynolds
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II

Here Today Gone Tomorrow

Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Doris Day
Jerry Lewis
Billy Graham
Glen Campbell
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Rose Marie
Cloris Leachman
Sidney Poitier
Don Rickles
George Bush Sr.
Valerie Harper

Hollywood Funerals

Ann Blyth
Carol Channing
Cicely Tyson
Ed Ames
Eva Marie Saint
Hal Holbrook
Honor Blackman
Joyce Randolph
June Lockhart
Nanette Fabray
Norman Lear
Piper Laurie
Rose Marie

Homeward Bound

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Toni Morrison
Carol Channing
Desmond Tutu
Monty Hall
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Willie Mays
Tom Brokaw
Whitey Ford
Bob Barker
Valerie Harper

Hudson Valley Death Squad

Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Wilford Brimley
George Bush Sr.
Lionel Richie
Betty White
Liza Minnelli
Olivia de Havilland
Donald Trump
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Valerie Harper
Bill Cosby
Jerry Lewis

Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee

Keith Richards
George Bush Sr.
Hugh Hefner
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Billy Graham
Richard Simmons
Jerry Lewis
Chuck Berry
Monty Hall
Glen Campbell
Cher
Ashley Olsen

I Am Not Dead Yet

Norman Lear
Carl Palmer
Peter Tork
Tara Reid
Shirley Jones
Rob Kardashian
Martin Sheen
Alan Alda
Donald Trump
Betty White
Ron Wood
Kanye West
Dolly Parton

If He Dies, He Dies

Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
David Rockefeller
Herman Wouk
Glen Campbell
IM Pei
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham
Joseph Wapner (1)
Tommy Lasorda
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip

It Is An Ex-Parrot

***Not A Celebrity***
Michael Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Doris Day
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
Irwin Corey (1)
Jake LaMotta
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Carol Channing
June Foray

It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad

George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Billy Graham
Elton John
Henry Kissinger
Stan Lee
John Paul Stevens
Joseph Wapner (1)
Fred Willard
George Shultz
Carl Reiner
Monty Hall

It's Time To Sleep

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
June Foray
Doris Day
Rose Marie
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Jerry Lewis
Monty Hall
Olivia de Havilland
Hugh Downs
Harry Belafonte
Martin Landau
Gloria Henry

Jackalope Ghost

Sumner Redstone
David Rockefeller
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Mel Stottlemyre
Glen Campbell
Billy Graham
Beverly Cleary
Stephen Hawking
Bob Barker
Charles Manson

Jan The Troll Should Die

Nanette Fabray
Marion Ross
June Lockhart
Jack Nicholson
Mike Connors (1)
Mel Stottlemyre
Larry Storch
Bill Clinton
O. J. Simpson
Bill Russell
Ethel Kennedy
Prince Philip
Keely Smith

Jersey Ice

Kirk Douglas
Jerry Lewis
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Bob Dole
Irwin Corey (1)
Robert Blake
Richard Petty
Tony Bennett
Joni Mitchell
Lee Iacocca
Ethel Kennedy

Joanne's Flatliners

Jerry Lewis
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham
Carol Channing
Glen Campbell
Jimmy Carter
Andy Dick
Donald Trump
Jake LaMotta
David Rockefeller

Just Kill Me Now

Glen Campbell
Irwin Corey (1)
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Dina Merrill
Stan Mikita
Sumner Redstone
Della Reese
David Rockefeller
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Morton Sobell
Mel Stottlemyre
Mel Tillis
Joanne Woodward

KeyMaster

Alan Alda
Woody Allen
Irwin Corey (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
Billy Graham
Nanette Fabray
George Shultz
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Jerry Lewis
Ross Perot

KILLJOY

David Attenborough
Tim Curry
Bret Michaels
Ozzy Osbourne
Shannon Doherty
Bill Cosby
O. J. Simpson
Anthony Hopkins
Charlie Sheen
Stan Lee
Cher
Tom Baker
Kirk Douglas

Lady Grim Reaper

IM Pei
Mel Stottlemyre
Joanne Woodward
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Billy Graham
Glen Campbell
Barbara Barrie
Valerie Harper
Sumner Redstone
Norman Lloyd
Irwin Corey (1)
Jerry Maren
Jerry Lewis

Lifeless Joe Jackson

Norman Lloyd
Charles Osgood
Nanette Fabray
Marge Champion
Olivia de Havilland
Berry Gordy
June Foray
Bill Macy
Jane Powell
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham

Martha Pearl

Bart Starr
Bernie Madoff
Billy Graham
Clive James
Glen Campbell
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lewis
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Norman Lloyd
Robert Mugabe
Val Kilmer

Metsie 62

Penny Marshall
Robert Osborne
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
George Bush Sr.
Doris Day
Queen Elizabeth II
Jerry Lewis
Larry King
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Whitey Ford

Morbid Moe

Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Jake LaMotta
Bobby Doerr
Billy Graham
Bart Starr
Irwin Corey (1)
Prince Philip
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Clint Eastwood

Morguenolia Blossom Lee

Vera Miles
June Foray
Peter Marshall
Kaye Ballard
Conrad Janis
Burt Bacharach
Kirk Douglas
Hal Holbrook
Roger Mudd
Chuck Yeager
Doc Severinsen
Buzz Aldrin
Joseph Wapner (1)

Mort Prognosticus

O. J. Simpson
Bashar al Assad
Queen Elizabeth II
Henry Kissinger
Donald Rumsfeld
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Barbara Walters
Kirk Douglas
Pat Robertson
Rush Limbaugh
Woody Allen
Chuck Berry

New Kids On the Vault 2017 . . .

Jim Bakker
Chuck Barris
Harry Belafonte
Vic Damone
Olivia de Havilland
Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Nanette Fabray
Billy Graham
Norman Lear
Jerry Lewis
Norman Lloyd
Della Reese

No Particular Reason

Lamar Odom
Chevy Chase
David Dinkins
Stan Lee
Jared Fogle
Dabney Coleman
Henry Kissinger
Jim Kelly
Charles Osgood
George Wendt
Bill Cosby
Stephen Collins
Doris Day

No-Talent Ass-Clowns

Clive James
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
David Rockefeller
Joseph Wapner (1)
Prince Philip
Doris Day
Jimmy Carter
Don Rickles
Henry Kissinger

Old And Crusty

Kirk Douglas
Pierre Cardin
Ozzy Osbourne
Mike Connors (1)
Richard Simmons
George Bush Sr.
Queen Elizabeth II
David Crosby
Whitey Ford
Bobby Doerr
Irwin Corey (1)
Billy Graham
Bill Cosby

Oldest Celebrities 96-101

Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
June Foray
Billy Graham
Marge Champion
Joseph Wapner (1)
John Paul Stevens
Nanette Fabray
George Shultz

On The Right Side Of The Grass

Jerry Lewis
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Stan Lee
Barbara Bush
Lee Iacocca
IM Pei
Dick Van Dyke
David Rockefeller
Don Rickles
Al Jaffee
Kirk Douglas
Valerie Harper

Otis, You Want A Treat?

Glen Campbell
Jacques Chirac
Irwin Corey (1)
Billy Graham
Buck Henry
Clive James
Larry Kramer
Stan Lee
Norman Lloyd
David Rockefeller
Neil Simon
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Mel Stottlemyre

Out To Meet Their Maker

David Rockefeller
Olivia de Havilland
Pope Benedict XVI
Prince Philip
Pierre Cardin
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham
Ethel Kennedy
Dorothy Mengering
Kirk Douglas
Vin Scully
Chuck Yeager
Lee Iacocca

Pacific Northwest Valkyries

George Bush Sr.
Monty Hall
Stan Lee
Kirk Douglas
Hugh Hefner
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Burt Reynolds
Jerry Lewis
Billy Graham
Dick Van Dyke
Doris Day
Angela Lansbury
Carl Reiner

Par For The Corpse

George Bush Sr.
Kanye West
Lamar Odom
Kirk Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Randolph Mantooth
***Not A Celebrity***
Bella Thorne
Rob Kardashian
Larry Flynt
Queen Elizabeth II
Stan Lee
Hugh Hefner

Pat's Plotted Picks

Julie Newmar
Kirk Douglas
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham
Bobby Hull
Valerie Harper
Jake LaMotta
Stuart Whitman
Barbara Rush
Tony Bennett

Paul Berrer

Mel Stottlemyre
Queen Elizabeth II
Barbara Barrie
Jake LaMotta
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk
Bart Starr
Irwin Corey (1)
Norman Lloyd
Jacques Chirac
David Rockefeller
Jerry Maren

Peacefully In Her Sleep

Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Gene Hackman
Ethel Kennedy
Billy Graham
Glen Campbell
Mel Brooks
Sean Connery
Bob Dole
Jake LaMotta
Robert Wagner

Pearly Gates

Jake LaMotta
Cloris Leachman
Larry Storch
Helen Reddy
June Foray
Stella Stevens
Herman Wouk
Hal Holbrook
Marion "Suge" Knight
Irwin Corey (1)
Carol Channing
Val Kilmer
Barbara Walters

Pickled Popularity

Regis Philbin
Jean Kasem
Jerry Van Dyke
Burt Reynolds
Carole Cook
Carl Reiner
Nanette Fabray
Camille Cosby
Norman Lear
Harry Belafonte
Robert Wagner
Robert Blake
Mel Stottlemyre

Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz (2007 OBE Champs)

Valerie Harper
Pope Benedict XVI
Billy Graham
Stephen Hawking
Glen Campbell
Sumner Redstone
Chuck Berry
Fats Domino
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Della Reese
Hugh Hefner

Political Graveyard

George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Hosni Mubarak
Queen Elizabeth II
***Not A Celebrity***
Kim Jong Un
Bob Dole
Mikhail Gorbachev
Prince Philip
Raul Castro
Donald Trump
Dick Cheney

Potter's Fieldhockey Team

Etta James (died 1/20/12)
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor (died 12/18/16)
Lindsay Lohan
Tony Bennett
***Not A Celebrity***
Abe Vigoda (died 1/26/16)
Fidel Castro (died 11/25/16)
Fyvush Finkel (died 8/14/2016)
Don Pardo (died 8/18/2014)
Britney Spears
Steven Hill (died 8/23/16)
Ross Perot

Preservation Society

June Lockhart
Norman Lloyd
Penny Marshall
Burt Reynolds
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Cher
Rose Marie
David Rockefeller
Irwin Corey (1)
Liz Smith
Billy Graham
"Superstar" Billy Graham

Sales Of A Deathman

Irwin Corey (1)
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham
Hugh Downs
Lyndon LaRouche
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
George Bush Sr.
Pope Benedict XVI
Pat Robertson
Ron Popeil
***Not A Celebrity***

Sansdc

Hugh Hefner
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Bob Barker
Donald Trump
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Jerry Lewis
Bob Dole
Carol Channing
Mike Pence
Valerie Harper

Shimonh

Kanye West
Donald Trump
Dick Van Dyke
Roger Moore
Betty White
Angela Lansbury
Tippi Hedren
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Luise Rainer (died 12/30/14)
Norman Lloyd
Eli Wallach (died 6/24/14)
Olivia de Havilland

SickPuppy_NOLA

Joseph Wapner (1)
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Dick Van Dyke
George Bush Sr.
Stan Lee
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Harry Dean Stanton
James Randi
Joyce Randolph
Doris Day

Skankhunt42

Penny Marshall
Irwin Corey (1)
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
David Rockefeller
Billy Graham
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Doris Day
Clive James
George Bush Sr.
Mel Brooks

Sleeping With The Fishes

George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Robert Conrad
Kirk Douglas
Della Reese
Val Kilmer
Michael Douglas
Don Rickles
Jerry Lewis
Marge Champion
Hugh Hefner
Queen Elizabeth II
Olivia de Havilland

Snug With The Slugs

Carol Channing
Angela Lansbury
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Ennio Morricone
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
Don Rickles
Rip Torn
William Shatner
Chuck Berry
Cleo Laine
Kirk Douglas

Soon 2B Dead

Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
David Rockefeller
Jerry Lewis
Stephen Hawking
Jake LaMotta
Bobby Doerr
Tommy Chong
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds

Stale Popcorn

Vincent Pastore
Gena Rowlands
George Chakaris
Nichelle Nichols
Bill Dana
Olivia de Havilland
Russ Tamblyn
Valerie Harper
Mike Connors (1)
Rose Marie
Christopher Lloyd
Marla Gibbs
James Earl Jones

Stiff Competition

George Bush Sr.
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas
Wavy Gravy
Valerie Harper
Stan Lee
Jerry Lewis
Bob McGrath
Regis Philbin
Don Rickles
Rob Schneider
Joseph Wapner (1)
Betty White

Styx & Headstones

Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Gary Burghoff
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Jerry Lewis
Vera Lynn
Rose Marie
Penny Marshall
Dick Smothers
June Lockhart

Super Stiffy

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Valerie Harper
Jerry Lewis
Prince Philip
Glen Campbell
Herman Wouk
Irwin Corey (1)
David Rockefeller
Queen Elizabeth II

Team Dirt

Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds
Clive James
Gaston Glock
George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
John Madden
Joni Mitchell
Marie Fredrikson
Robert Mugabe
John Szeles

The "Ex" File

Bill Macy
Billy Graham
David Rockefeller
Herman Wouk
Irwin Corey (1)
Jake LaMotta
John Paul Stevens
June Foray
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Valerie Harper

The Angels Are Waiting For You

Hosni Mubarak
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Jake LaMotta
Norman Lear
Pierre Cardin
Phil Spector
Al Jaffee
Alan Greenspan
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Mikhail Gorbachev
Irwin Corey (1)
Norman Lloyd

The Baby Crushers

Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Clive James
Irwin Corey (1)
June Foray
Glen Campbell
Joyce Randolph
Valerie Harper
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
IM Pei
Prince Philip
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)

THE DIRTY DEATH LIST

IM Pei
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Valerie Harper
Chuck Berry
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
John Travolta
Cher
Regis Philbin
Bill Cosby
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham

The Final Curtain

Avery Brooks
Betty Lynn
Bobby Vinton
Brigitte Bardot
Clifton James
Diana Muldaur
Gary Sandy
Jack Sheldon
John Conyers
Rance Howard
Ron White
Tim Reid
Wayne Newton

The Gatekeeper

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Vera Lynn
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Valerie Harper
Prince Philip
Glen Campbell
Bob Barker
Lamar Odom
Beverly Cleary
Lil Wayne

The Grim Reaper Says!

Jake LaMotta
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Burt Reynolds
Shannon Doherty
Herman Wouk
Carol Channing
June Foray
Joan Fontaine (died 12/15/13)
Olivia de Havilland
Joseph Wapner (1)
Billy Graham

The Permanent Siesta

June Foray
Henry Kissinger
George Bush Sr.
Shannon Doherty
Tom Brokaw
Bob Dole
Billy Graham
Jerry Lewis
Kirk Douglas
Monty Hall
Burt Reynolds
Tommy Chong
Angela Lansbury

The Shish-Ka-Robs

Buck Henry
Edd Byrnes
Lee Meriwether
Raul Castro
Berry Gordy
Walter Mondale
Bill Clinton
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Rose Marie
Sandy Koufax
Mike Connors (1)
Willie Mays
Doris Day

The Thundering Heard

Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Irwin Corey (1)
Herman Wouk
June Foray
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham
Marge Champion
Beverly Cleary
Nanette Fabray
Carol Channing
Prince Philip

They Won't Die

Irwin Corey (1)
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Jake LaMotta
Jerry Lewis
Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Hosni Mubarak
Dick Van Dyke
Monty Hall
Penny Marshall
George Bush Sr.

Time Waits For No Man

Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds
Herman Wouk
***Not A Celebrity***
Betty White
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
Hugh Hefner
***Not A Celebrity***

Tinsel Town's Toe Tags

Beverly Cleary
Jerry Lewis
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Chuck Berry
Aretha Franklin
Doris Day
Jimmy Carter
Gaston Glock
Fats Domino
Ed Asner
Olivia de Havilland

To B Or Not To B

Barbara Bush
Barbara Hale (3)
Beverly Cleary
Bill Dana
Bill Daily
Bill Macy
Billy Graham
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bob Newhart
Bob Uecker
Burt Bacharach
Buzz Aldrin

Toe Tag You're It

Barbara Bush
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Irwin Corey (1)
Alan Greenspan
Keith Richards
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lewis
Jake LaMotta
Queen Elizabeth II
Rose Marie
Don Rickles

Tombstone Shoppers

George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Rose Marie
Jake LaMotta
Henry Kissinger
Glen Campbell
Monty Hall
Don Rickles
Queen Elizabeth II
Bob Dole
Bill Cosby

Top Of The Reap

Ginger Baker
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Sean Connery
David Rockefeller
Billy Graham
Irwin Corey (1)
June Foray
Larry Storch
Rose Marie
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Triskadeathaphobia

Michael Caine
John Byner
Bianca Jagger
Jerry Lee Lewis
Greg Allman
Carl Reiner
Mel Brooks
Adam West
Stan Lee
Michael Moore
Bob Newhart
Shelley Duvall
Kanye West

Voluptuous Vulture

Andre Previn
Ali Khamenei
Jerry Maren
John Szeles
Mel Stottlemyre
Dina Merrill
Joanne Woodward
Sumner Redstone
Carol Channing
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Billy Graham
Jerry Lewis
Kirk Douglas

Walking Dead Celebrity Zombies

Valerie Harper
Charlotte Rae
Queen Elizabeth II
Henry Kissinger
Stan Lee
Carl Reiner
Cloris Leachman
Irwin Corey (1)
Norman Lloyd
June Foray
Nanette Fabray
Joseph Wapner (1)
Larry King

Wayne Manor

Adam West
Burt Ward
Julie Newmar
John Astin
Jill St. John
Joan Collins
Barbara Rush
Dina Merrill
Glynis Johns
Lee Meriwether
Lyle Waggoner
Jerry Lewis
Bill Dana

We Can Seat You Now

Nanette Fabray
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lloyd
Kaye Ballard
Orson Bean
Gene Shalit
James Lipton
Estelle Parsons
Jim Nabors
Pat Carroll
Gloria Vanderbilt
Joseph Campanella
Stephen Sondheim

We Hope That These People Die

Louis Farrakhan
Charles Manson
David Prowse
Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman (5)
Larry Flynt
Bernie Madoff
Hosni Mubarak
George Bush Sr.
Dick Cheney
F. Lee Bailey
Hugh Hefner
Robert Mugabe
Robert Durst

Where Ya Dead People At?

John Astin
***Not A Celebrity***
Desmond Tutu
Robert Blake
Della Reese
Herman Wouk
Barbara Walters
Val Kilmer
Earle Hyman
Sophia Loren
Joyce Randolph
Beverly Cleary
Alan Arkin

Where's My Damn List?

Wayne Knight
Billie Hayes
Naomi Judd
Chuck Berry
Harry Dean Stanton
Fats Domino
Mickey Gilley
Barbara Bush
Pope Benedict XVI
Monty Hall
Valerie Harper
Hugh Downs
John Paul Stevens


Wrong Side Of Da Grass

David Rockefeller
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
Valerie Harper
Herman Wouk
Jake LaMotta
Hal Holbrook
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Joaquin Guzman
Norman Lear
Larry Storch

X-ray Executioners

Kirk Douglas
Don Rickles
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Gallagher
Doris Day
Billy Graham
Tommy Lasorda
Valerie Harper
Dick Van Dyke
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Downs
Joseph Wapner (1)

Year Of The Living Dead - 2017

Norman Lear
Gene Shalit
June Foray
Kirk Douglas
Jake LaMotta
Hugh Downs
Billy Graham
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
David Rockefeller
Carl Reiner
Vera Lynn

You're Dead To Me!!

David Letterman
Rosemary Harris
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Mary Tyler Moore (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing
Rose Marie
Doris Day
Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Betty White

Zombie Dance Party

Anne Jeffreys
Arlene Dahl
Billy Connolly
Donald Sterling
Jackie Mason
Jane Withers
Jim Nabors
Garrett Morris
Nancy Olson
Stephen Hawking
Tina Turner
Wilford Brimley
Betty White

Zombie Squad

Bart Starr
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Billy Graham
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
***Not A Celebrity***
Jackie Stallone
Jake LaMotta
George Bush Sr.
Whitey Ford
Bobby Doerr
Rod Carew

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