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THE 2018 O.B.E. ENTRIES

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George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
John McCain
Pope Benedict XVI
Billy Graham (1)
Jean Kennedy Smith
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
IM Pei
John Paul Stevens
Chuck Yeager
Valerie Harper

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Valerie Harper
Prince Philip
Stephen Hawking (1)
Olivia de Havilland
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
IM Pei
Henry Kissinger
Burt Reynolds
Val Kilmer
Ed Asner
Ginger Baker

"Architects Deathwish 2018"

Stan Lee
Brian Wilson
Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Tina Louise
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Mary Kate Olsen
Katherine Jackson
George Bush Sr.
Dick Van Dyke

"Everyone Loves Double Cola"

Shannon Doherty
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Charlotte Rae
Yoko Ono
Olivia de Havilland
Queen Elizabeth II
John Travolta
Sly Stone
Regis Philbin
Bill Cosby
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)

#DeathSentence

Christopher Plummer
Michael J. Fox
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Burt Reynolds
James Tolkan
John McCain
Jimmy Carter
Stephen Hawking (1)
Caroll Spinney
Tom Brokaw
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson

#Reaper's Digest X

Michael J. Fox
Prince Philip
George Bush Sr.
John McCain
IM Pei
Doris Day
Yoko Ono
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Bob Barker
Kirk Douglas
Regis Philbin

(Formaldehyde Riders)

Ayman al-Zawahiri
Bob Barker
Abdullah The Butcher
Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Kim Jong Un
John McCain
Bob Dole
Billy Graham (1)
Don Shula
Wilford Brimley
George Bush Sr.

13 Ghosts

George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
John McCain
Olivia Newton-John
Mel Stottlemyre
Herman Wouk
Robert Mugabe
John Szeles
Burt Reynolds
Billy Graham (1)
Bart Starr
Teri Garr
Leslie Phillips

88+

Al Jaffee
Dick Van Dyke
George Shultz
Glynis Johns
Herman Wouk
Hugh Downs
John Paul Stevens
Joyce Randolph
Kaye Ballard
Lee Iacocca
Prince Philip
Rhonda Fleming
William Daniels

A Queen, 2 Presidents, & Other Decent People

Queen Elizabeth II
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Charlotte Rae
Peter Marshall
Jane Withers
Mel Brooks
Tony Bennett
Vic Damone (4)
Ethel Kennedy
Stan Lee
Beverly Cleary

Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Doris Day
Stan Lee
Henry Kissinger
Dick Van Dyke
George Bush Sr.
Prince Philip
Bob Newhart
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter

Abracadaver

George Bush Sr.
John McCain
Billy Graham (1)
Vera Lynn
Javier Perez de Cuellar
IM Pei
Herman Wouk
Sumner Redstone
Kirk Douglas
Bernie Madoff
Robert Mugabe
Lee Iacocca
Jerry Maren

Adios Amigos

John McCain
Olivia Newton-John
John Paul Stevens
Carl Reiner
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
George Bush Sr.
Prince Philip
Herman Wouk
Hosni Mubarak
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Burt Reynolds
Joni Mitchell

All Aboard Those Going Below

IM Pei
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Marge Champion
Norman Lloyd
John McCain
Herman Wouk
Loretta Lynn
Glynis Johns
Hugh Downs
Joseph Campanella (5)

And Away We Go

Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Valerie Harper
Jerry Sandusky
George Soros
Olivia de Havilland
Keith Jackson (5)
Henry Kissinger
Larry Storch
Kirk Douglas
Queen Elizabeth II
Vin Scully
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Tommy Lasorda

And Then There Was One. . .

Otis Williams
Barry Gibb
Don Everly
Brian Wilson
Bill Medley
Michelle Phillips
Cher
Tina Turner
Dean Torrence
Sam Moore
Richard Carpenter
Valerie Simpson
Carl Palmer

And They All Fall Down

Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
George Bush Sr.
Bob Barker
Sidney Poitier
Bob Dole
Willie Nelson
Queen Elizabeth II
John McCain
O. J. Simpson
Betty White

Annie's Oakley's XVI - XVI Candles

Burt Reynolds
Hosni Mubarak
Billy Graham (1)
John McCain
Doris Day
Jerry Lee Lewis
Gene Hackman
George Bush Sr.
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Sumner Redstone

Ashes To Ashes

Dick Van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
Rupert Murdoch
Sidney Poitier
Charlotte Rae
Billy Graham (1)
Richard Donner
Clint Eastwood
Mikhail Gorbachev
David Attenborough
Hugh Downs
Robert Mugabe

Beat The Odds

Kirk Douglas
Bill Daily
Bob Barker
Stephen Hawking (1)
Jimmy Carter
George Bush Sr.
Valerie Harper
Carl Reiner
Doris Day
Larry Storch
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk

Bow Your Head

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Burt Reynolds
Olivia de Havilland
John McCain
Billy Graham (1)
Valerie Harper
Bill Cosby
Bob Barker
Herman Wouk
Nanette Fabray (1)
Nichelle Nichols
Larry Storch

Bring Out Y'er Dead

Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Clive James
David Attenborough
Shannon Doherty
Tim Curry
Michael Schumacher
Gerard Depardieu
Val Kilmer
Steven Seagal
Bryan Singer

Caskets All The Way Down

Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
IM Pei
Stan Lee
Stephen Hawking (1)
Prince Philip
James Randi
Kim Jong Un
Tony Danza
George R. R. Martn

Celebrity Fertilizer

Bob Newhart
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Carl Reiner
Tommy Chong
Jan Michael Vincent
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Bob Barker
Jackie Stallone
Olivia de Havilland
Burt Reynolds
Katherine Helmond

Children Of The Roaring 20s

Bob Dole
Carl Reiner
Ed Asner
Gloria Vanderbilt
Hal Holbrook
Henry Kissinger
Larry Storch
Lee Iacocca
Marty Allen (1)
Norman Lear
Prince Philip
Stan Lee
Vic Damone (4)

Copeland's Celebrity Cemetery

Billy Graham (1)
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Val Kilmer
Prunella Scales
Burt Reynolds
John McCain
Pope Benedict XVI
Phil Spector
Bob Dylan
Regis Philbin
George Bush Sr.

Daisy Pusher

Donald Trump
Kellyanne Conway
Paul Ryan
Mitch McConnell
Tucker Carlson
Steve Bannon
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Ann Coulter
Omarosa Manigault
Mike Pence
Jeff Sessions
Neil Gorsuch
Milo Yiannopoulos

Dawson 5 Deathwatchers

John McCain
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Barbara Bush (1)
Billy Graham (1)
Carol Channing
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Nanette Fabray (1)
Queen Elizabeth II
Ed Asner
Carl Reiner
Prince Philip

DD's Death List

Herman Wouk
Larry King
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Bob Barker
John McCain
Dick Cheney
Tommy Chong
Doris Day
Carol Channing
Billy Graham (1)
Harry Belafonte
Norman Lear

Dead For No Reason

Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Marty Allen (1)
Carol Channing
Kirk Douglas
Cloris Leachman
Jerry Maren
Doris Day
Rhonda Fleming
Betty White
George Bush Sr.
John McCain
Nanette Fabray (1)

Dead Like Me!

Tim Curry
Burt Bacharach
Stan Lee
Kirk Douglas
Tim Conway
Ed Asner
Doc Severinsen
Val Kilmer
Chuck Yeager
Lee Iacocca
Franco Zeffirelli
Hugh Downs
Chuck Yeager

Dead Pool Ghoul

Ric Flair
David Prowse
Aretha Franklin
John McCain
George Bush Sr.
Charlotte Rae
Barbara Walters
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Burt Reynolds
Little Richard
Cloris Leachman
Bob Barker

Dead Right Psychic

John McCain
Billy Graham (1)
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
Vera Lynn
George Bush Sr.
Prince Philip
Hosni Mubarak
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DeadBeat Dwayne

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Charlotte Rae
Doris Day
Nanette Fabray (1)
Carol Channing
Robert Evans
Burt Bacharach

Deadly Duo

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Bob Barker
IM Pei
Larry Storch
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Valerie Harper
Bob Dole
John McCain

Death Becomes Her

Valerie Harper
Prince Philip
Billy Graham (1)
John McCain
Jimmy Carter
Bill Cosby
George Bush Sr.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Andy Dick
Aaron Carter
Willie Nelson
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary

Death March

John McCain
Herman Wouk
Norman Lloyd
Billy Graham (1)
Nanette Fabray (1)
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Sumner Redstone
Hugh Downs
George Shultz
Norman Lear
Vera Lynn
Bob Dole

Death Solves So Many Problems

Beverly Cleary
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Clint Walker
Carl Reiner
Hugh Downs
Norman Lloyd
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Bill Macy
John McCain

Death To All

Val Kilmer
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Joanne Woodward
Billy Graham (1)
IM Pei
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Beverly Cleary
Herman Wouk
Stan Mikita

Deathpool Jeff

Charlotte Rae
Norman Lloyd
Stan Mikita
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Beverly Cleary
Mel Stottlemyre
Helen Reddy
Billy Graham (1)
John McCain
Clive James
Whitey Bulger

Die Already

Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Carl Reiner
Doris Day
Eva Marie Saint
Hal Holbrook
Mel Brooks
Jerry Stiller
Whitey Ford
Willie Mays
Don Larson
John McCain
George Bush Sr.

Die Die My Darling

Gloria Henry
Carol Channing
Shannon Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Bob Barker
John McCain
Roy Horn
Olivia de Havilland
Doris Day
Prince Philip
Olivia Newton-John
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham (1)

Dr. Evil

Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
George Bush Sr.
Carol Channing
Doris Day
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Hugh Downs
Bob Dole
Nanette Fabray (1)
Charles Osgood

Dust2Dust

Dabney Coleman
George Bush Sr.
Bill Macy
Gloria Henry
Aretha Franklin
Charlotte Rae
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Carol Channing
Burt Reynolds
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
Tim Conway

Emoji Skull and Cross Bones

Larry King
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
William Shatner
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Loretta Lynn
Lil Wayne
Pope Benedict XVI
John McCain
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Dr. John

Et Tu Corpus

John McCain
Herman Wouk
Billy Graham (1)
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Valerie Harper
Larry King
Norman Lloyd
George Bush Sr.
G. Gordon Liddy
Kirk Douglas
Val Kilmer
Joanne Woodward

Eternity Tours

Norman Lloyd
George Bush Sr.
Carol Channing
Billy Graham (1)
Carl Reiner
John McCain
Bill Macy
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Little Richard
Prince Philip
Tony Bennett

Everlasting Lifelessness

George Bush Sr.
John McCain
Aretha Franklin
Bob Dole
Little Richard
Billy Graham (1)
Pope Benedict XVI
Herman Wouk
Robert Mugabe
Prince Philip
Bart Starr
Kirk Douglas
Ernest Angley

Exoendo Zuzubar fights the Deep State

Beverly Cleary
Herman Wouk
IM Pei
Norman Lloyd
Diana Serra Cary
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Marge Champion
Jerry Maren
Morton Sobell
Ernest Angley
George Shultz
Al Jaffee
John McCain

ExplodingSquid

Betty White
Ed Asner
Bryan Singer
Corey Feldman
Harrison Ford
Kirk Douglas
Michael J. Fox
Bill Cosby
Charlie Sheen
Stan Lee
David Attenborough
Michael Schumacher
Johnny Depp

Food For Worms

Al Jaffee
Jerry Maren
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk
IM Pei
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn
Prince Philip
Lyndon LaRouche
James Earl Jones
Rip Torn
Linda Ronstadt

Free Spirits

Doris Day
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
Pope Benedict XVI
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Barbara Bush (1)
George Bush Sr.
Carol Channing
Bob Newhart
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Billy Graham (1)

From Here to Eternity

Harry Belafonte
June Lockhart
Don Murray
Honor Blackman
Jimmy Carter
Tommy Chong
Henry Kissinger
Joni Mitchell
Shecky Greene
Bob Newhart
Joyce Randolph
Dorothy Malone (5)
George Shultz

Future Wormfood 2018

Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Bart Starr
Jimmy Carter
George Bush Sr.
June Lockhart
Betty White
Nanette Fabray (1)
Burt Reynolds
Billy Graham (1)
Norman Lloyd

Geritol Gangsters

Beverly Cleary
Billy Graham (1)
Bobby Doerr (Died 11/13/17)
Carol Channing
Herman Wouk
Hugh Downs
IM Pei
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Nanette Fabray (1)
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Vera Lynn

Ghouls Rush In

Jerry Lee Lewis
George Bush Sr.
Barbara Bush (1)
Billy Graham (1)
Prince Philip
Horatio Sanz
John Travolta
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
John Madden
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Bart Starr

Glupo Celebrity Zombija

Pierre Cardin
Olivia de Havilland
Stan Lee
Herman Wouk
Jimmy Carter
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
Olivia Newton-John
Chuck Yeager
Betty White
George Bush Sr.
Doris Day

Gone With The Worms

Angela Lansbury
William Daniels
Billy Graham (1)
Robert Clary
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
John McCain
Beverly Cleary
Nanette Fabray (1)
Hugh Downs
Larry Storch
June Lockhart

Good Looking Corpses

George Bush Sr.
IM Pei
Prince Philip
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Tim Conway
Hal Holbrook
Angela Lansbury
Jerry Lee Lewis
David Crosby
Cloris Leachman

Grabberlime

Marge Champion
Burt Bacharach
Doris Day
Marty Allen (1)
Christopher Plummer
Queen Elizabeth II
Olivia de Havilland
Herman Wouk
Quincy Jones
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Norman Lloyd

Graveyard Smashers

Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
George Bush Sr.
Carl Reiner
Tommy Chong
Larry King
Ethel Kennedy
Betty White
Val Kilmer
Carol Channing
Bob Barker
IM Pei

Grim Bullette'

Betty Lynn
Mel Brooks
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Chuck Yeager
Bob Newhart
Tony Bennett
Sean Connery
Hugh Downs
Vera Miles
Barbara Rush
Jane Withers

Grim McGraw

Ed Asner
Robert Redford
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Stottlemyre
Scott Hamilton
Diana Serra Cary
Eva Marie Saint
Chuck Yeager
Olivia de Havilland
Jerry Maren
Barry Manilow
Marty Allen (1)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Grim Reaper's Waiting Room

John McCain
Olivia Newton-John
Randy Travis
Lee Iacocca
George Bush Sr.
Valerie Harper
Tommy Chong
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Chuck Yeager
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Bob Barker

Grim Reaptress On Grim

Lindsay Lohan
Charlie Sheen
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Bill Cosby
Prince Philip
Angela Lansbury
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
Piers Morgan
Madonna
William Daniels
Harvey Weinstien
Al Franken

Groovy Ghoulies

Prince Philip
John McCain
Beverly Cleary
Bob Dole
Angela Lansbury
Betty Lynn
Queen Elizabeth II
Kirk Douglas
Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Brooks
Billy Graham (1)
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Dick Van Dyke

Gump's Death Squad

George Bush Sr.
Barbara Bush (1)
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Artie Lange
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter

Here Today Gone Tomorrow

Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Norman Lloyd
IM Pei
Billy Graham (1)
Carol Channing
Vera Lynn
Beverly Cleary
Prince Philip
Nanette Fabray (1)
John McCain
***Not A Celebrity***

Hollywood Funerals

Ann Blyth
Carol Channing
Cicely Tyson
Ed Ames
Eva Marie Saint
Hal Holbrook
Honor Blackman
Joyce Randolph
June Lockhart
Marty Allen (1)
Nanette Fabray (1)
Norman Lear
Piper Laurie

Homeward Bound

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Toni Morrison
Carol Channing
Desmond Tutu
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Willie Mays
Tom Brokaw
Whitey Ford
Bob Barker
Valerie Harper

Hudson Valley Death Squad

Donald Trump
Garrison Keillor
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Carl Reiner
John McCain
Jerry Stiller
Wilford Brimley
Charlotte Rae
Henry Kissinger

Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee

John McCain
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
George Bush Sr.
Keith Richards
Prince Philip
Doc Severinsen
Larry King
Bill Cosby
Carol Burnett
Don Shula
Liza Minnelli

If He Dies, He Dies

Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
John McCain
Herman Wouk
Eddie Van Halen
IM Pei
Pele
Billy Graham (1)
David Prowse
George Bush Sr.
Bob Dole
***Not A Celebrity***

In Memorium: Dave Heller Helluva Guy

Sean Connery
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham (1)
Prince Philip
Kim Jong Un
Nanette Fabray (1)
Ethel Kennedy
Olivia de Havilland
Eva Marie Saint
Bill Clinton
Kaye Ballard
Little Richard
Carl Reiner

It Is An Ex-Parrot

Herman Wouk
Michael Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Doris Day
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
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Marty Allen (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Norman Lloyd
Carol Channing
Stan Lee

It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad

George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Billy Graham (1)
Elton John
Henry Kissinger
Stan Lee
John Paul Stevens
Fred Willard
George Shultz
Carl Reiner
Prince Philip
Betty White

It's Time To Sleep

Kirk Douglas
Harry Belafonte
Hugh Downs
Doris Day
Olivia de Havilland
Dick Van Dyke
John McCain
Billy Graham (1)
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Gloria Henry
Valerie Harper

Jackalope Ghost

John McCain
Sumner Redstone
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Aretha Franklin
Bob Barker
Burt Reynolds
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing
Liza Minnelli
Beverly Cleary
Doris Day

Jersey Ice

Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
George Bush Sr.
Brendan Byrne (5)
Larry Storch
Olivia de Havilland
Eva Marie Saint
Billy Graham (1)
Tommy Lasorda
Henry Kissinger
Marty Allen (1)
Harry Belafonte
Shecky Greene

Joanne's Flatliners

David Berkowitz
Prince Philip
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham (1)
Carol Channing
John McCain
Jimmy Carter
Shannon Doherty
Donald Trump
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn

Just Kill Me Now

Jacques Chirac
***Not A Celebrity***
Terry Jones
Artie Lange
***Not A Celebrity***
John McCain
Stan Mikita
Chris Mortensen
Robert Mugabe
Charlotte Rae
Neil Simon
Morton Sobell
Joanne Woodward

KeyMaster

Alan Alda
Woody Allen
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
IM Pei
Billy Graham (1)
Nanette Fabray (1)
George Shultz
Carol Channing
Hugh Downs
Ross Perot
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bob Newhart

KILLJOY

David Attenborough
Tim Curry
Bryan Singer
Ian McKellan
Shannon Doherty
Lindsay Lohan
Corey Feldman
Jan Michael Vincent
Charlie Sheen
Stan Lee
Steven Spielberg
David Geffen
Kirk Douglas

Lady Grim Reaper

Norman Lloyd
Clive James
Morton Sobell
Harry Belafonte
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham (1)
Gale Sayers
Herman Wouk
Diana Serra Cary
Whitey Bulger
Charlotte Rae
Kirk Douglas
Joni Mitchell

Larry the Coffin Guy

Beverly Cleary
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Doris Day
Jimmy Carter
Gaston Glock
Ed Asner
Olivia de Havilland
Carl Reiner
Bob Barker
Carol Channing

Lifeless Joe Jackson

Norman Lloyd
Charles Osgood
Nanette Fabray (1)
Marge Champion
Olivia de Havilland
John McCain
Morgana King
Bill Macy
Jane Powell
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
George Bush Sr.
Billy Graham (1)

Love is All Around But Mary Tyler is NO Moore

Ed Asner
Betty White
Cloris Leachman
Gavin Macleod
Valerie Harper
Georgia Engel
John Amos
Penny Marshall
Dick Van Dyke
Carl Reiner
Nanette Fabray (1)
Arlene Golonka
Dabney Coleman

Martha Pearl

Billy Graham (1)
Charlotte Rae
Clive James
Doris Day
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Mumia Abu-Jamal
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Robert Mugabe

Metsie 62

George Bush Sr.
Danny Masterson
John McCain
Penny Marshall
Joan Kennedy
Willie Mays
Neil Simon
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
June Lockhart
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Carol Channing
Sinead O'Connor

Morbid Moe

Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Bart Starr
Prince Philip
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Stephen Hawking (1)
John McCain
George Bush Sr.
Dick Van Dyke
Joyce Randolph

Morgue to Follow

Kim Richards
Donald Trump
Norman Lear
Prince Philip
George Bush Sr.
Bob Barker
Beverly Cleary
Charlie Sheen
John McCain
Bob Dole
Richard Simmons
Larry Storch
Glynis Johns

Morguenolia Blossom Lee

Vera Miles
Morgana King
Peter Marshall
Kaye Ballard
Conrad Janis
Donald Trump
Kirk Douglas
Hal Holbrook
Roger Mudd
Chuck Yeager
Doc Severinsen
Buzz Aldrin
Linda Ronstadt

Mort Prognosticus IV

John McCain
Burt Reynolds
George Bush Sr.
Henry Kissinger
Bart Starr
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Barbara Walters
Kirk Douglas
Pat Robertson
Rush Limbaugh
Joni Mitchell
Dick Van Dyke

No Particular Reason

Lamar Odom
Chevy Chase
David Dinkins
Stan Lee
Jerry Van Dyke (5)
Dabney Coleman
Henry Kissinger
Carole Cook
Charles Osgood
George Wendt
Charlotte Rae
Norman Lear
Doris Day

No-Talent Ass-Clowns

Clive James
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Barbara Walters
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Doris Day
Bob Dole
Herman Wouk
Henry Kissinger

Old And Crusty

William "Refrigerator" Perry
Carol Channing
Whitey Ford
Val Kilmer
Kirk Douglas
Carl Reiner
Ric Flair
John McCain
Bob Dole
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Hugh Downs
Ginger Baker

Oldest Celebrities 96-102

Norman Lloyd
Herman Wouk
Beverly Cleary
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)
Marge Champion
Jerry Maren
John Paul Stevens
Nanette Fabray (1)
George Shultz
Carol Channing

On The Right Side Of The Grass

***Not A Celebrity***
Hugh Downs
Henry Kissinger
Stan Lee
Barbara Bush (1)
Lee Iacocca
IM Pei
Dick Van Dyke
John McCain
Kirk Douglas
Al Jaffee
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Valerie Harper

Out To Meet Their Maker

Vin Scully
Kirk Douglas
Pope Benedict XVI
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Prince Philip
Ethel Kennedy
Lee Iacocca
Chuck Yeager
Doris Day
Billy Graham (1)
***Not A Celebrity***
Bob Barker

Pat's Plotted Picks

Julie Newmar
Kirk Douglas
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Larry Storch
Norman Lloyd
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)
Bobby Hull
Valerie Harper
Stuart Whitman
Barbara Rush
Tony Bennett
Doris Day

Paul Berrer

Stan Mikita
James Randi
Robert Mugabe
Charlotte Rae
John McCain
Barbara Barrie
Diana Serra Cary
Herman Wouk
Norman Lloyd
Tim Conway
***Not A Celebrity***
Mort Walker (5)
Beth Chapman (Smith)

Peacefully In Her Sleep

Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Gene Hackman
Ethel Kennedy
Billy Graham (1)
Mel Brooks
Sean Connery
Bob Dole
Robert Wagner
Val Kilmer
Doris Day
George Bush Sr.

Pearly Gates

Willie Mays
Cloris Leachman
Larry Storch
Helen Reddy
Bob Dole
Connie Stevens
Regis Philbin
Hal Holbrook
Marion "Suge" Knight
Tim Curry
Estelle Parsons
Nanette Fabray (1)
Barbara Walters

Pickled Popularity

Jean Kasem
Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstien
Kevin Spacey
Matt Lauer
Al Franken
Jared Fogle
Bill Cosby
Stephen Collins
Charlie Rose
Robert Wagner
Robert Blake
O. J. Simpson

Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz (2007 OBE Champs)

Pope Benedict XVI
Jimmy Carter
Billy Graham (1)
Loretta Lynn
Sumner Redstone
Queen Elizabeth II
Rip Torn
Ric Flair
Tim Conway
Stephen Hawking (1)
Ron Jeremy
George Bush Sr.
John McCain

Political Graveyard

George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger
Hosni Mubarak
Queen Elizabeth II
Kim Jong Un
Bob Dole
Mikhail Gorbachev
Prince Philip
Raul Castro
Donald Trump
Dick Cheney
Robert Mugabe

Preservation Society

June Lockhart
Norman Lloyd
Penny Marshall
Burt Reynolds
Debbie Reynolds (Died 12/28/16)
Kirk Douglas
Cher
Teri Garr
***Not A Celebrity***
John McCain
Neil Simon
Billy Graham (1)
"Superstar" Billy Graham

Rain Man Butters

Peter Tork
George Bush Sr.
Miley Cyrus
Dianne Feinstein
Justin Bieber
Matt Lauer
Keith Richards
Al Franken
Jared Fogle
John McCain
Morgan Freeman
Bobby Brown
Rihanna

Sales Of A Deathman

Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)
Hugh Downs
Lyndon LaRouche
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
George Bush Sr.
Lee Iacocca
June Lockhart
Pope Benedict XVI
Pat Robertson
Ron Popeil

Sambonia

Joseph Lowery
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bob Barker
Michael J. Fox
Dick Van Dyke
Loretta Lynn
Barbara Eden
Ann-Margret
Mel Brooks
Stan Lee
Harry Belafonte
Larry Storch
Hugh Downs

Shimonh

John McCain
Paul Ryan
Mitch McConnell
Donald Trump
George Bush Sr.
Jerry Stiller
Richard Simmons
Valerie Harper
Olivia de Havilland
Tommy Chong
Bob Barker
Lil Wayne
Bernie Sanders

SickPuppy_NOLA

Bob Barker
Hugh Downs
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Dick Van Dyke
George Bush Sr.
Stan Lee
Beverly Cleary
Vera Lynn
Carol Channing
James Randi
Joyce Randolph
Doris Day

Sleeping With The Fishes

George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Robert Conrad
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
Valerie Harper
Betty White
Bob Dole
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson
Olivia Newton-John
Lisa Marie Presley
Camilla Parker-Bowles

Soon 2B Dead

Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham (1)
Nanette Fabray (1)
Larry Storch
Carl Reiner
Jack Nicholson
John McCain
Norman Lloyd
Tommy Chong
Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds

Stiff Competition

John Astin
Bob Barker
Wilford Brimley
George Bush Sr.
Beverly Cleary
Kirk Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Wavy Gravy
Valerie Harper
Hal Holbrook
Stan Lee
Bob McGrath
Betty White

Stiffy!

Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Prince Philip
Herman Wouk
Queen Elizabeth II
Valerie Harper
Jimmy Carter
Norman Lloyd
Bob Dole
John McCain
IM Pei

Styx & Headstones

Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Gary Burghoff
Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Vera Lynn
Penny Marshall
Dick Smothers
June Lockhart
Valerie Harper
Phil Collins

Team Dirt

Beverly Cleary
Ric Flair
Clive James
Gaston Glock
George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Jimmy Carter
***Not A Celebrity***
John Madden
Robert Mugabe
John Szeles
Prince Philip
Hosni Mubarak

Terminated

Eddie Van Halen
***Not A Celebrity***
Beverly Cleary
George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)
John McCain
Norman Lloyd
Stan Lee
Prince Philip

The "Ex" File

Bill Macy
Billy Graham (1)
Bob Barker
George Bush Sr.
Herman Wouk
Jimmy Carter
John McCain
John Paul Stevens
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Valerie Harper

The Angels Are Waiting For You

Hosni Mubarak
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
IM Pei
Norman Lear
Pierre Cardin
Phil Spector
Al Jaffee
Alan Greenspan
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Mikhail Gorbachev
John McCain
Norman Lloyd








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The Final Curtain

Engelbert Humperdinck
Wallace Shawn
Peter Yarrow
Don Imus
Max Wright
Ronnie Schell
Ken Berry
***Not A Celebrity***
Shecky Greene
***Not A Celebrity***
Charley Pride
John Saxon
***Not A Celebrity***

The Gatekeeper

Kirk Douglas
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham (1)
Vera Lynn
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Valerie Harper
Prince Philip
Bob Barker
Lamar Odom
Beverly Cleary
Lil Wayne
John McCain

The Grim Reaper Says!

John McCain
George Bush Sr.
Jimmy Carter
Burt Reynolds
Herman Wouk
Kirk Douglas
Carl Reiner
Billy Graham (1)
Prince Philip
***Not A Celebrity***
Jesse Jackson
Pope Benedict XVI
Harry Belafonte

The Muerto Gigante Awakens

Clive James
Prince Philip
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Valerie Harper
Honor Blackman
***Not A Celebrity***
Henry Kissinger
Vera Lynn
Doris Day
George Bush Sr.
Jerry Lee Lewis

The Permanent Siesta

Tommy Lasorda
Henry Kissinger
George Bush Sr.
Vin Scully
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Mel Brooks
Norman Lloyd
Carol Channing
Kenny Rogers
Hugh Downs

The Shish-Ka-Robs

Willie Mays
Edd Byrnes
Lee Meriwether
Henry Kissinger
Lyle Waggoner
Dan Rather
Don Shula
Orson Bean
Robert Conrad
Stella Stevens
Ross Perot
Peter Marshall
Lyndon LaRouche

The Thundering Heard

Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Jimmy Carter
Herman Wouk
John McCain
Vera Lynn
Billy Graham (1)
Marge Champion
Beverly Cleary
Nanette Fabray (1)
Carol Channing
Prince Philip

They Won't Die

Norman Lloyd
Olivia de Havilland
Kirk Douglas
Bart Starr
Loretta Lynn
Doris Day
Bob Dole
Robert Mugabe
Stephen Hawking (1)
Stan Lee
Prince Philip
John McCain
Tommy Lasorda

Time Waits For No Man

Jimmy Carter
Beverly Cleary
Burt Reynolds
Herman Wouk
Chuck Yeager
Betty White
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Norman Lear
John McCain
Larry King

To B Or Not To B

Barbara Bush (1)
Betty Lynn
Betty White
Beverly Cleary
Bill Daily
Bill Macy
Billy Graham (1)
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bob Newhart
Bob Uecker
Burt Bacharach
Buzz Aldrin

Toe Tag You're It

IM Pei
George Bush Sr.
John McCain
Norman Lloyd
David Soul
Marty Allen (1)
Alan Greenspan
Kirk Douglas
Bob Newhart
Nanette Fabray (1)
Doris Day
Ed Asner
Stan Lee

Tombstone Shoppers

George Bush Sr.
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham (1)
Olivia de Havilland
Harvey Weinstien
David Soul
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lloyd
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II
Bob Dole
Bob Barker

Top Of The Reap

Ginger Baker
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Sean Connery
Billy Graham (1)
Larry Storch
Bob Barker
Bob Eubanks
Arte Johnson
Bill Daily
Michael Constantine

Undyne Celebrity Hunter

Carol Channing
Hal Holbrook
Bob Barker
David Attenborough
Hugh Downs
Demi Lovato
Roger Daltry
Tommy Chong
Cloris Leachman
IM Pei
Nanette Fabray (1)
Donald Trump
Billy Graham (1)

Valar Morghulis

***Not A Celebrity***
Ron Wood
Val Kilmer
John Conyers
Herman Wouk
Larry King
Chris Mortensen
George Bush Sr.
Charlotte Rae
John McCain
Tom Brokaw
Charles Krauthammer
Billy Graham (1)

Voluptuous Vultures

Andre Previn
Ali Khamenei
Jerry Maren
Mel Stottlemyre
Joanne Woodward
Sumner Redstone
Carol Channing
Billy Graham (1)
Kirk Douglas
Bob Dole
John McCain
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.

Wayne Manor

Val Kilmer
Burt Ward
John Astin
Joan Collins
Glynis Johns
Julie Newmar
Lee Meriwether
Barbara Rush
Jill St. John
Lyle Waggoner
Michael Caine
Tommy Lee Jones
Jim Carrey

We Hope That These People Die!

Louis Farrakhan
David Prowse
Bernie Madoff
Hosni Mubarak
George Bush Sr.
Dick Cheney
F. Lee Bailey
Robert Mugabe
Robert Durst
Jacques Chirac
Bill Cosby
Donald Sterling
***Not A Celebrity***

Where Ya Dead People At?

John Astin
Olivia Newton-John
Desmond Tutu
Kenny Rogers
Jo Dee Messina
Herman Wouk
Barbara Walters
John McCain
Tim Conway
Katherine MacGregor
Joyce Randolph
Beverly Cleary
Alan Arkin

Where's My Damn List?

Wayne Knight
Billie Hayes
Naomi Judd
Shannon Doherty
Mikhail Gorbachev
Gene Hackman
Mickey Gilley
Barbara Bush (1)
Pope Benedict XVI
Bob Barker
Valerie Harper
Hugh Downs
John Paul Stevens

Women Do Live Longer Than Men

Bobby Vinton
Christopher Plummer
Frankie Valli
Jack Sheldon
Jerry Stiller
Joel Grey
John Conyers
John McCain
Larry Storch
Max Von Sydow
Mikhail Gorbachev
Sean Connery
Sidney Poitier

Women Eventually Die

Barbara Eden
Beverly Cleary
Cloris Leachman
Della Reese (Died 11/19/17)
Doris Day
Grace Slick
Julie Newmar
Kim Novak
Loretta Lynn
Marion Ross
Nichelle Nichols
Piper Laurie
Vera Lynn

Wrestling with Death

Abdullah The Butcher
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Hulk Hogan
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Ric Flair
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
***Not A Celebrity***
Chris Jericho
Paul "Big Show" Wight
***Not A Celebrity***
"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
Vince McMahon
***Not A Celebrity***

Wrong Side Of Da Grass

Ron Wood
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
Valerie Harper
Herman Wouk
Larry King
Hal Holbrook
George Bush Sr.
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham (1)
Artie Lange
Dick Van Dyke
Norman Lear
Larry Storch

X-ray Executioners

Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Gallagher
Doris Day
Billy Graham (1)
Tommy Lasorda
Valerie Harper
Dick Van Dyke
Prince Philip
Hugh Downs
George Bush Sr.

Year Of The Living Dead

Norman Lear
Gene Shalit
Doc Severinsen
Kirk Douglas
Mel Brooks
Hugh Downs
Billy Graham (1)
Gloria Vanderbilt
Bob Dole
Olivia de Havilland
George Bush Sr.
Carl Reiner
Vera Lynn

You're Dead To Me!!

Olivia de Havilland
Carol Channing
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Stan Lee
Betty White
Larry Storch
Yoko Ono
Corey Feldman
Vera Lynn
Beverly Cleary

Zombie Dance Party

Sidney Poitier
Arlene Dahl
Cicely Tyson
Donald Sterling
Jackie Mason
Jane Withers
IM Pei
Garrett Morris
Nancy Olson
Stephen Hawking (1)
Lee Grant
Wilford Brimley
Betty White

Zombie Squad All Stars

Bart Starr
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Billy Graham (1)
"Superstar" Billy Graham
***Not A Celebrity***
Ric Flair
Abdullah The Butcher
Jackie Stallone
Donald Sterling
George Bush Sr.
Whitey Ford
Tommy Lasorda
Rod Carew

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