Death Takes a Holiday
(and arrives home early)

PERCY SLEDGE (4/14/2015)
Singer. Age 74.
Hammered.





STAN FREEBERG (4/7/2015)
A Really Funny Guy. Age 88.
There are tens, if not hundreds of great things this guys did.
One that never fails to evoke some gut busting laughter is the Papa Boolie stuff from the Weird Al Show.
Google it youngsters!



GEOFFREY LEWIS (4/7/2015)
Actor. Age 79.
Every which way but breathing.




JAMES BEST (4/6/2015)
Roscoe P. Coltrane. Age 88.
We're gonna sayit 'gin...Roscoe P. Coltrane. 'Nuff said.




RICHARD DYSART (4/5/2015)
Actor. Age 86.
The prosecution rests (in peace).




SARAH BRADY (4/3/2015)
Gun Control Advocate. Age 73.
Wrest the piece.




ROBERT SCHULLER (4/2/2015)
Televangelist. Age 88.
From the Hour of Power to four hours with flowers.




LEE KUAN YEW (3/23/2015)
Father of Singapore. Age 91.
As the embalmer was finishing up the injections he was heard whispering to some onlookers, "Be careful, he may lee kuan yew."




SAM SIMON (3/8/2015)
Director, Producer, Writer, Poker Player. Age 59.
Maybe hanging around Radioactive Man wasn't such a great idea after all.




LEONARD NIMOY (2/27/2015)
Mr. Spock. Age 83.
Fascinating.




LESLIE GORE (2/16/2015)
Singer. Age 68.
It's my party and I'll die if I want to.




LOUIS JOURDAN (2/14/2015)
Actor. Age 93.
Louis, Louis, oh no, sayin' you gotta go...




GARY OWENS (2/12/2015)
Disc Jockey and Voice Actor. Age 80.
A little less Space, a little more Ghost.




JERRY TARKANIAN (2/11/2015)
College Basketball Coaching Legend. Age 84.
From Tark the shark to Jerry the buried.




DEAN SMITH (2/7/2015)
College Basketball Coaching Legend. Age 83.
Looks like Dean is hitting the hardwood one last time.




LIZABETH SCOTT (1/31/2015)
Film Noir Actress. Age 92.
...And leave off the first "E" for embalming.




ROD MCKUEN (1/29/2015)
Poet, Songwriter, Singer. Age 81.
"I'm not the first man or the last who had a thirst to leave the past."




JOE FRANKLIN (1/24/2015)
Radio and TV Host/Interviewer. Age 88.
The game was tied at seven all, (uh huh)
When Franklin found he had the ball...and prostate cancer.



ERNIE BANKS (1/23/2015)
Baseball Player, Mr. Sunshine. Age 83.
Eclipse.




KING ABDULLAH BIN ABDULAZIZ AL SAUD (1/23/2015)
King, House of Saud. Age 90.
A true reformer, Abdullah announced in 2011 that women could vote in the 2015 Saudi municipal elections.
(Wow, is there really anyone left in the West who isn't getting the problem?)



ANITA EKBERG (1/11/2015)
Actress. Age 83.
La Dolce Morte




TAYLOR NEGRON (1/10/2015)
Actor. Age 57.
Taylor Negone.




ROD TAYLOR (1/7/2015)
Actor. Age 84.
The time's up machine.




STUART SCOTT (1/4/2015)
Sportscaster. Age 49.
"Booyah" indeed.




EDWARD BROOKE (1/3/2015)
First Popularly Elected Black Senator. Age 95.
Barbara Walters divulged that she and Ed had a several year affair in the 1970s.
Maybe he died of embarrassment.



MARIO CUOMO (1/1/2015)
Politician. Age 82.
Mario No Mo'.




DONNA DOUGLAS (1/1/2015)
Actress. Age 82.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a girl named Donna.
A bad pancreas guaranteed she was a goner...


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