MICKEY ROONEY (4/6/2014)
Actor. Age 93.
Death Finds Andy Hardy.
FRED PHELPS (3/19/2014)
Westboro Baptist Pastor. Age 84.
Gee, what a pity (*sarcasm*).
DAVID BRENNER (3/15/2014)
Comedian. Age 78.
We're surprised a secret sex tape hasn't surfaced yet.
Brenner certainly did Johnny Carson enough times.
HAROLD RAMIS (2/24/2014)
Actor, Producer, Screen Writer. Age 69.
I ain't 'fraid I'm a ghost.
GARRICK UTLEY (2/20/2014)
TV Journalist. Age 74.
Dead from the Met.
RALPH WAITE (2/13/2014)
Actor. Age 85.
Good night John-Boy.
SID CAESER (2/12/2014)
Comedian. Age 91.
I come to bury Caesar...
SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK (2/10/2014)
Child Star. Ambassador. Age 85.
It's a sweet trip to her final stop...
RALPH KINER (2/6/2014)
Voice of the Mets. Age 91.
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (2/2/2014)
Actor. Age 46.
We suspect we'll actually see LESS Hoffman now.
MAXIMILIAN SCHELL (2/1/2014)
Actor. Age 83.
A Schell of his former self.
ARTHUR RANKIN (1/30/2014)
Director, Producer, Wrtier. Age 89.
Mad Monster Party remains one of the best pieces of animation work ever made, period!
PETE SEEGER (1/27/2014)
Folk Singer, Musician. Age 94.
A time to be born; a time to die.
DAVE MADDEN (1/16/2014)
Reuben Kincaid. Age 82.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together...
RUSSELL JOHNSON (1/16/2014)
The Professor. Age 89.
No pulse, no breath, no motor skills...
ARIEL SHARON (1/11/2014)
Israeli Statesman, General and Prime Minister. Age 85.
Not unlike 2003, Ariel has once again made a move for unilateral disengagement.
RUN RUN SHAW (1/6/2014)
Media Mogul. Age 106.
You can run run but you can't hide hide.
PHIL EVERLY (1/3/2014)
An Everly Brother. Age 76.
He fell asleep, his goose is cooked, his respiration is shot.
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