YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

MUHAMMAD ALI (6/3/2016)
Boxer. Age 74.
Ko'ed in the middle of the seventh round.





MORELY SAFER (5/19/2016)
Broadcast Journalist. Age 84.
Safer, yes; but dead.





ALAN YOUNG (5/19/2016)
Actor. Age 96.
Mr. Dead.





WILLIAM SCHALLERT (5/8/2016)
Actor. Age 93.
Now we know the REAL trouble with Tribbles.





PRINCE (4/21/2016)
Musician. Age 57.
The artist, formerly.





CHYNA (4/20/2016)
Wrestler, Actress. Age 46.
Degeneration-Ex.





DORIS ROBERTS (4/17/2016)
Actress. Age 90.
An anagram: Debris Or Rots.





DAVID GEST (4/12/2016)
Producer, TV Personality. Age 62.
He's a Celebrity? Get Him Out of Here!





MERLE HAGGARD (4/6/2016)
Musician. Age 79.
Merle Haggard; very, very haggard.





JAMES NOBLE (3/29/2016)
Actor. Age 94.
A withering John Witherspoon.





PATTY DUKE (3/29/2016)
Actress. Age 69.
But they're coffins...indentical coffins all the way!





MOTHER ANGELICA (3/27/2016)
Nun. Age 92.
Almost eternal world television network.





GARRY SHANDLING (3/24/2016)
Comedian, Actor. Age 66.
This is theme to Garry's life, the closing theme to Garry's life...





KEN HOWARD (3/23/2016)
Actor. Age 71.
A (white) shadow of his former self.





JOE GARAGIOLA (3/23/2016)
Baseball Announcer and TV Personality. Age 90.
"Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast." Uh, cast change...





ROB FORD (3/22/2016)
Toronto Mayor, Addict. Age 46.
To say Rob was a massive train wreck would make massive train wrecks look much worse than they really are.





LARRY DRAKE (3/17/2016)
Actor. Age 67.
Dreary Lark.





FRANK SINATRA JR. (3/16/2016)
Frank Sinatra Jr. Age 72.
Frank Sinatra Jr.
What else is there?





GEORGE MARTIN (3/8/2016)
Musician, Music Producer and Composer. Age 90.
Live and Let Die.





NANCY REAGAN (3/6/2016)
First Lady. Age 94.
Just Say No...Pulse.





SONNY JAMES (2/22/2016)
Musician. Age 87.
It's getting a little cloudy for Sonny.





GEORGE KENNEDY (2/18/2016)
Actor. Age 91.
What we have here is a failure to resuscitate.





HARPER LEE (2/19/2016)
Author. Age 89.
To kill a To Kill a Mockingbird author.





ANGELA "BIG ANG" RAIOLA (2/18/2016)
Big Ang. Age 55.
Will there be mollbearers?





BOUTROS BOUTROS-GHALI (2/16/2016)
Former Secretary General of the UN. Age 93.
An Agenda for Rest in Peace.





GEORGE GAYNES (2/15/2016)
Actor. Age 98.
George Gaynes? Acutally, George loses...his pulse.





VANITY (2/15/2016)
Singer, Model and Actress. Age 57.
Vanity 6...feet under.





ANTONIN SCALIA (2/13/2016)
Supreme Court Justice. Age 79.
Supreme Corpse Justice.





BOB ELLIOTT (2/2/2016)
Comedian. Age 92.
Bob and Ray, together again.





PAUL KANTNER (1/28/2016)
Musician. Age 74.
Apparently the pills that mother gave him didn't do anything at all.





ABE VIGODA (1/26/2016)
Actor. Age 94.
Abe was mistaken for dead more than any other celebrity. Let's see if this one sticks.





GLEN FREY (1/18/2016)
An Eagle. Age 67.
Peaceful Easy Feeling.





DAN HAGGERTY (1/15/2016)
Grizzly Adams. Age 74.
Remember him in 1989's The Chilling? No? Not a problem. Dan's chilling again.




ALAN RICKMAN (1/14/2016)
Actor. Age 69.
Die Hard. With a vengence indeed.





DAVID BOWIE (1/10/2016)
Singer. Age 69.
Changes.





KITTY KALLEN (1/7/2016)
Singer. Age 94.
I'm Beginning to See the Light.





PAT HARRINGTON (1/6/2016)
Dwayne Schneider. Age 86.
This is it!





PIERRE BOULZ (1/5/2016)
Conductor/Composer. Age 90.
Pierre Boulez gets a dirt souffle.





ROBERT STIGWOOD (1/4/2016)
Music Impresario. Age 81.
He got Saturday Night Fever and by Monday he was gone.



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