WHAT MAKES A 2018 O.B.E. CELEBRITY


Well, 11 folks were deemed ***Not A Celebrity*** for the 2017 OBE. Not too bad.

We had one list that had two ***Not A Celebrity*** picks. The remaining nine ***Not A Celebrity*** picks were all on different lists. That means 10 Death Watchers had picks deemed ***Not A Celebrity***. No ***Not A Celebrity*** picks appeared on more than one list.

Below is a list of 1105 folks we currently consider celebrities. The list includes updates from the 2017 game (71 additions and the removal of the 2016 dead folks). If you pick from this list AND the pick is alive (NOTE: some listed persons may not be alive any longer!!!), the pick will not be eliminated from your 2018 list. We promise.

But Guys, what if I have other great picks in mind?

Worry not little buckaroo! You can also enter any other names you want. However (PLEASE....read this carefully), we reserve the right to pull them off your list as the dreaded ***Not A Celebrity*** without explanation and without you saying so much as a peep about it. Period.

The bottom line is, we will be looking for readily recognizable folks, as detailed in The Rules, for write-ins.

Man do we hope this continues to brings the Death Watch closer to where we want it to be...


CELEBRITY NAME
WHY THEY ARE FAMOUS
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Wrestler
50 Cent
We wouldn't give you a quarter
A.J. Foyt
Race Car Driver
Abdullah The Butcher
Large Wrestler and Rib Slinger
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
ISIS Leader
Adam Ant
Musician
Adam Rich
Former Child Star (Eight is Enough)
Adam Sandler
Who Knows
Adam West
Holy Octogenarian Batman
Aidan Quinn
Actor
Al D'Amato
Politician
Al Franken
Comedy Writer, Senator, Same Thing
Al Gore
Presidential Wanna-Be
Al Jaffee
MAD Magazine Guy
Al Jarreau
Singer
Al Pacino
Actor
Al Roker
Once Tubby Weather Guy
Al Sharpton
Racist
Al Unser Jr.
Auto Racer
Alan Alda
Actor
Alan Arkin
Actor
Alan Dershowitz
Lawyer
Alan Greenspan
Money Man
Albert Finney
Actor
Alec Baldwin
Actor
Alex Trebek
What Is A Goner?
Ali Khamenei
Some Ayatollah
Ali MacGraw
Actress
Alice Cooper
Musician
Allen Iverson
Basketball Player
Ally Sheedy
Actress
Alonzo Mourning
Basketball Player
Amanda Bynes
Train Wreck
Andre Previn
Pianist, Conductor, Composer
Andrew "Dice" Clay
Hickory, Dickory, Gasp
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Play Dude
Andrew Young
Mayor, Congressman, Ambassador
Andy Dick
Comedian
Andy Richter
Annoying Side Kick to Conan
Angela Lansbury
Murder We Wish
Angie Dickinson
Some Old Broad
Angus Young
AC/DC Front Man
Anita Bryant
Orange Juice Lady
Anjelica Huston
Actress
Ann Blyth
Actress, Hostess Mom
Ann Coulter
Shock Value Broad
Ann Morgan Guilbert
Actress
Anne Heche
Ellen's Former Squeeze
Anne Jeffreys
Actress
Anne Rice
Vampire Author
Annie Lennox
Sweet Dreams
Ann-Margret
Actress
Anthony Daniels
C3P0
Anthony Edwards
Actor
Anthony Hopkins
Actor
Anthony Keidis
Red Hot Chili Pepper
Archie Manning
Football Player and Spawne
Aretha Franklin
Singer
Ari Fliescher
Former Bush Spokesman
Arianna Huffington
Political Wanna-Be
Arlene Dahl
Journey to the Center of The Earth
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor
Art Bell
Oh Boy…..
Art Garfunkel
Paul Simon Wanna-Be
Arte Johnson
Actor
Artie Lange
Comedian
Ashley Olsen
Half an Annoying Set
Ashley Simpson
Talentless Singer
Ashton Kutcher
Demi's Pool Boy
Avery Brooks
Actor
Axl Rose
Singer from Guns -n- Roses
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Head of Al-Qaeda
Baby Spice
Annoying Spice Girl
Barack Obama
US President
Barbara Barrie
Actress
Barbara Bush
Georges Old Lady
Barbara Eden
We STILL Dream of Jeannie
Barbara Feldon
Agent 99
Barbara Hale
Della On Perry Mason
Barbara Rush
Actress
Barbara Steisand
Very annoying lady
Barbara Walters
Broad with Funny Speaking Voice
Barry Bonds
Steriod User
Barry Bostwick
Actor
Barry Gibb
A Bee Gee
Barry Manilow
Singer/Songwriter
Bart Starr
The Football Player
Bashar al Assad
Syrian Leader
Beck
Musician
Bela Fleck
The Flecktones
Bella Thorne
Actress
Ben Affleck
Actor
Ben Stein
Lawyer, economist, law professor, actor & comedian
Ben Vereen
Actor
Benjamin Netanyahu
Politician - Israel
Bernard Shaw
News Guy
Bernie Ebbers
Sell that Worldcom Kiddies
Bernie Fine
Child Molester (alleged)
Bernie Madoff
Prick
Bernie Sanders
Feel The Bern
Bernie Taupin
Wrote Songs with Elton John
Berry Gordy
Mr. Mowtown
Bette Midler
Almost as Annoying as Streisand
Betty Lynn
Thelma Lou
Betty White
Golden Gal
Beverly Cleary
Ramona At My Funeral
Bianca Jagger
Mick' Ex
Bill Bradley
Politician
Bill Clinton
Got Oral From Intern
Bill Cosby
Jello Pudding Guy
Bill Daily
Actor
Bill Dana
His Name José Jiménez
Bill Gates
Ya Know
Bill Macy
Mr. Maude
Bill Mahr
TV Talk Host
Bill Medley
A Righteous Brother
Bill Murray
Actor
Bill O'Reilly
Blowhard
Bill Parcells
Football Coach
Bill Russell
Basketballer
Bill Wyman
…Gather Some Moss
Billie Hayes
Witchee-Poo
Billie Jean King
Tennis Great
Billy Bob Thornton
Sling Blade guy
Billy Connolly
Comedian
Billy Corgan
Musician
Billy Graham
Evangelist
Billy Idol
Singer
Billy Joel
Pianoham
Birgit Nilsson
Actress
Bob Barker
Game Show Fur Activist
Bob Costas
Sportscaster
Bob Dole
Politician
Bob Dylan
Singer
Bob Elliot
A Funny Guy
Bob Eubanks
Newlywed Host
Bob Guccione
Porno Dude
Bob McGrath
He's Bob From Sesame Street
Bob Newhart
Actor
Bob Saget
Putz
Bob Uecker
Mr. Baseball
Bobbie Gentry
Ode To Billie Joe
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Wrestling Promoter
Bobby Brown
Singer
Bobby Doerr
Baseball Great
Bobby Hull
Some Hockey Dude
Bobby Knight
Nutty Basketball Coach
Bobby Vinton
The Polish Prince
Bobcat Goldthwait
Comedian
Bonnie Raitt
Singer
Bono
Singer
Boomer Esiason
Football Player
Boris Spassky
Checkmate
Boy George
Exactly!
Brad Pitt
Actor
Brenda Vaccaro
Actress
Bret Michaels
From Poison to Reality TV Yee-Ha
Brett Butler
She-man
Brian Dennehy
Actor
Brian Wilson
Beach Boy
Brigitte Bardot
Ooo-la-la
Brigitte Nielsen
Amazon
Britney Spears
Train Wreck
Brooke Mueller
Former Mrs. Winning
Bruce Dern
Actor
Bruce Vilanch
Comedian, Hollywood Square
Bryant Gumbel
Today Show Host
Buck Henry
Writer/Comedian
Bud Selig
Mr. Baseball
Burt Bacharach
Singer and Songwriter
Burt Reynolds
Actor
Burt Ward
Robin
Burton Cummings
American Woman
Butch Patrick
Eddie Munster
Buzz Aldrin
Astronaut
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
Used To Be For Running
Calista Flockhart
Thin Actress
Calvin Klein
Clothes Guy
Cameron Diaz
Actress
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Chuck's Squeeze
Camille Cosby
Jilted Wife Many Times Over
Candice Bergen
Actress
Carl Palmer
Emerson, Lake and. . .
Carl Reiner
Writer/Actor
Carl Yastrzemski
Baseball Player
Carlos Santana
Musician
Carly Fiorina
HP CEO and Politico
Carly Simon
Singer
Carmen Electra
Star F-er
Carol Burnett
Comedian
Carol Channing
Weird Looking Actress
Carole Cook
Actress
Caroll Spinney
Big Bird
Carrot Top
Why Indeed
Casey Anthony
As Innocent As O.J.
Charles Barkley
Basketball Player
Charles Durning
Actor
Charles Koch
A Koch Brother
Charles Manson
Nutcase
Charles Osgood
Commentator
Charlie Daniels
Country Singer
Charlie Schlatter
Some Dude We Grew Up With
Charlie Sheen
Actor
Charlie Watts
Rolling Stone
Charlotte Rae
Facts of Life Gal
Charo
Two reasons…
Chaz Bono
Had an adadictomy
Cher
Scary
Chevy Chase
Comedian
Chris Brown
Singer, Rihanna Smacker
Chris Christie
It's Not The Garden Salad State
Chris Mortensen
Sports Journalist, Sportscaster
Chris Rock
Comedian
Christian Bale
Actor
Christian Slater
Actor, Dope Head
Christopher Lloyd
Actor- Rev. Jim
Christopher Plummer
Actor
Christopher Walken
Scary Actor
Chuck Barris
Gong Show Guy/Secret Agent
Chuck Berry
Rock - N - Roller
Chuck Norris
Ass Kicker
Chuck Woolery
Game Show Host
Chuck Yeager
Pilot
Cicely Tyson
Actress
Cindy Adams
Annoying
Clarence Thomas
Justice
Claudia Schiffer
Hottie
Clay Aiken
Man Americans Can Be Dumb
Cleo Laine
Queen of Jazz
Clifton James
Sheriff J.W. Pepper
Clint Eastwood
Make My Day
Clint Howard
Actor
Clint Walker
Actor
Clive James
Author
Cloris Leachman
Phyllis
Colin Farell
Actor
Colin Powell
General
Conan O'Brien
Late Night Host
Condoleezza Rice
Secretary of State
Conrad Janis
Actor
Corey Feldman
Kid Actor
Courtney Love
Hole
Courtney Stodden
Reality Star
Dabney Coleman
Actor
Daisy Fuentes
Very Annoying Cutie
Dakota Fanning
Kid Actress
Dan Aykroyd
Actor
Dan Quayle
Potatoe Speller
Dan Rather
News Guy
Danica Patrick
Racing Chick
Daniel Baldwin
The Wacky Baldwin
Danny Aiello
Actor
Danny Bonaduce
Radio Personality/Former Partridge
Danny DeVito
Actor
Danny Glover
Actor
Darren Daulton
Nutty Baseballer
Darryl Strawberry
Baseball Player
Daryl Dragon
The Captain
Dave Barry
Writer
Dave Navarro
Guitarist
Davey Johnson
Former Met's Manager
David Arquette
Annoying
David Attenborough
Broadcaster/Naturalist
David Beckham
English Soccer Star
David Blaine
Magician
David Clayton Thomas
Blood, Sweat & Tears
David Copperfield
Magician
David Crosby
Singer
David Dinkins
Wasn't the City Grand Then?
David Duke
Whitey
David Hartman
Good Morning America
David Hasselhoff
The Chicks, That's Why
David Hedison
Actor, The Fly
David Koch
The Other Koch Brother
David Lander
Squiggy
David Lee Roth
Mr. Hollywood
David Letterman
Late Show Host
David Oreck
Makes a Product that Sucks
David Prowse
Darth Vader
David Rockefeller
Rich Guy's Brother
David Schwimmer
Dick
David Spade
Comedian
Dean Stockwell
Actor
Dean Torrence
Dead Man's Curve
Della Reese
Touched By An Angel (perhaps soon)
Demi Lovato
Former Disney Kid
Dennis DeYoung
Man, Styx Sucked
Dennis Hastert
Former Speaker of the House
Dennis Miller
Comedian
Dennis Rader
BTK
Dennis Rodman
Basketball Player
Desmond Tutu
South African Religious Leader
Diahann Carroll
Actress
Diana Muldaur
Actress
Diana Ross
Singer
Diana Serra Cary
Baby Peggy
Dianne Feinstein
Senator
Dick Butkus
A Bear
Dick Button
Sk8er
Dick Cavett
Some Guy
Dick Cheney
Politician
Dick Dale
Surf Guitar Master
Dick Gregory
Activist/Speaker/Humorist
Dick Smothers
Some Guys Brother
Dick Van Dyke
Actor/Comedian
Dick Vitale
Sports Announcer
Dina Merrill
Calamity Jan!
Dion
Singer
Dionne Warwick
Psychic
DMX
Rapper
Doc Severinsen
Band Leader
Dolly Parton
Two Great Ladies
Don Everly
An Everly Brother
Don Johnson
Actor
Don King
Promoter
Don Larson
Baseball Great
Don Murray
Actor
Don Rickles
Comedian
Don Shula
Football Great, Steakhouse Great
Donald Rumsfeld
Something About Defense
Donald Sterling
Quite the Clippers Owner
Donald Sutherland
Actor
Donald Trump
Rich Kid
Donny Osmond
He's a Little Bit Loser
Doris Day
Actress
Dorothy Letterman
David's Mom
Dorothy Malone
Actress
Dorothy Mengering
Letterman's Mom
Doyle Brunson
Poker Player
Dr. Phil McGraw
Shut The F Up Dr. Phil
Drew Barrymore
Actress
Drew Carey
Comedian
Dustin Diamond
Screech
Dustin Hoffman
Actor
Dwight Gooden
Baseball Player
Earle Hyman
Russell Huxtable
Ed Ames
Actor/Singer
Ed Asner
Shut Up, Would Ya?
Ed McMahon
Johnny's Lap Dog
Edd Byrnes
Actor, 77 Sunset Strip
Eddie Van Halen
Man, He Got Valerie
Edward Furlong
Terminated
Edward Snowden
He's Got a Secret
Ehud Barak
Isreali Prime Minister
Elizabeth Dole
Politico
Ellen Dow
Wedding Singer Rapper
Elton John
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Emeril Lagasse
Chef
Eminem
White Rapper
Emmanuel Lewis
Webster
Emperor Akihito
Hirohito's Kid
Ennio Morricone
Composer
Eric Carle
Some Caterpillar Book
Erin Moran
Joanie Cunningham
Ernest Angsley
Touch the screen, touch it
Estelle Harris
Estelle Costanza
Estelle Parsons
Actress
Ethan Hawke
Actor
Ethel Kennedy
Another Kennedy
Eva Marie Saint
Actress
F. Lee Bailey
Attorney
F.W. DeKlerk
Former Pres. Of South Africa
Farrah Fawcett
Actress. Well, Not Really
Fatboy Slim
Right About Now….
Fats Domino
Singer
Faye Dunaway
Actress
Fiona Apple
Singer
Frances Sternhagen
Actress
Francis Ford Coppola
Some Movie Guy
Franco Zeffirelli
A Time For Him, Some Day There'll Be
Frank Oz
Muppeteer
Frankie Muniz
Actor
Frankie Valli
Singer
Fred Willard
Comedian
Fred Wilpon
Made A Few Bad Investments
G. Gordon Liddy
The Plumber
Gabe Kaplan
Mr. Kotter
Gallagher
Splat!
Garrett Morris
Comedian
Garth Brooks
Country Music Dude
Gary Burghoff
Radar
Gary Busey
Actor
Gary Sandy
Andy Travis at WKRP
Gaston Glock
Gun Dude
Gavin Macleod
Merrill Stubing
Gena Rowlands
Actress
Gene Hackman
Popeye Doyle
Gene Shalit
Movie Critic - Wacky Look
Gene Simmons
KISS Dude
George Bush Sr.
Ex-President-Read Blue Lips
George Chakaris
Actor (A Shark)
George Clinton
Funkmaster
George Clooney
Actor
George Maharis
Actor - Route 66
George McGovern
Politician
George Segal
Actor
George Shultz
Politico
George Soros
Rich Guy
George W. Bush
Former President of U.S.
George Wendt
Norm!
George Zimmerman
Shooter
Gina Lollobrigida
Actress
Ginger Baker
Cream Drummer
Ginger Lynn
A VERY nice girl
Glen Campbell
Singer
Glenn Beck
Radio/TV Commentator
Gloria Henry
Actress, Alice Mitchell
Gloria Vanderbilt
Fashion Designer
Glynis Johns
Actress
Goldie Hawn
Actress
Gordon Lightfoot
Singer
Grace Slick
Don't You Want Somebody To Die
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Wrestler
Greg Allman
Did Cher (eww) and is an Allman
Greg Louganis
Diver
Grizz Chapman
30 Rock Dude
Grover Norquist
Tax Reform Advocate
Hal Holbrook
Actor
Hal Linden
Barney Miller
Hamid Karzai
Afghan Leader
Hank Aaron
Baseball Legend
Harlan Ellison
Feisty Author
Harrison Ford
Hans, Indy, etc.
Harry Belafonte
Singer
Harry Carey Jr
Actor
Harry Dean Stanton
Actor
Harry Reid
Senator from Nevada
Harvey Fierstein
Actor/Playwright
Harvey Weinstien
Miramax Chief
Hayao Miyazaki
King of Studio Ghibli
Heidi Fleiss
Madame
Helen Mirren
Actress
Helen Reddy
Actress
Helmut Kohl
Formr Chancellor of Germany
Henry Kissinger
Talks Funny
Henry Paulson
Brother Can You Spare A Dime?
Henry Winkler
The Fonz
Herb Alpert
Musician
Herman Wouk
Author
Hillary Clinton
Stood By Her Man
Honey Boo Boo
Sickening
Honor Blackman
Pussy Galore
Hosni Mubarak
President of Egypt
Howard Hessman
Johnny Fever
Howard Stern
Radio Guy
Hugh Downs
Old News Guy
Hugh Hefner
Matt's Idol
Hulk Hogan
Wrestler
Ian McKellan
Actor, Wizard, Super Villain
Iggy Pop
Musician
IM Pei
Architect
Imelda Marcos
Shoe Lady
Irwin Corey
Professor
Jack Klugman
Actor Pull the Plug-man
Jack Nicholson
Actor
Jack Nicklaus
Golfer
Jack Osbourne
Ozzy's Boy
Jack Sheldon
School House Rock +
Jackie Mason
Comedian
Jackie Stallone
A Real Piece of Work
Jackson Browne
Running On Empty
Jacques Chirac
Something About Anti-Americanism
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Wrestler
Jake LaMotta
Boxer
James Brolin
Blinders And Ear Plugs Ma'man
James Caan
Actor
James Cameron
Movie Director
James Earl Jones
Voice
James Levine
Conductor & Pianist
James Lipton
Inside the Actor's Studio Dude
James Randi
Amazing
James Tolkan
Actor
James Watson
Had A Crick In His DNA
Jan Michael Vincent
Messed-up Actor
Jane Goodall
Chimp Researcher
Jane Powell
Actress
Jane Withers
We bet she does.
Janis Paige
Actress
Jared Fogle
Subway Dude
Jason Priestly
Actor, Drinker
Jasper Johns
Jasper the Artsy Ghost
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Former UN Secretary-General
Jay North
Dennis
Jay Z
Rapper
Jean Kasem
Not A Nice Lady
Jean Kennedy Smith
A Kennedy
Jeff Beck
A Yardbird
Jeff Gordon
NASCAR Pretty Boy
Jenna Jameson
Hubba Hubba - Eww
Jennifer Lopez
Uh, Her Ass Dude
Jennifer Saunders
Ab-Fab
Jeremy London
Actor
Jerry Brown
Governor of CA (x2)
Jerry Hardin
Actor
Jerry Lee Lewis
Cradle Robber
Jerry Lewis
Dean's Ex-Partner
Jerry Maren
Lollipop Guild Member
Jerry Sandusky
He Touched My Nay-Nay Spot (allegedly)
Jerry Stiller
Comedian/Actor
Jerry Van Dyke
Actor
Jesse Jackson
Racist
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Politician
Jessica Simpson
Annoying Teen Singer
Jill St. John
Actress
Jim Bakker
Tammy's former squeeze
Jim Calhoun
Uber Coach
Jim Kelly
Mr. Buffalo Bill
Jim McMahon
Oh those Bears
Jim Nabors
Gomer Pyle
Jimmie Walker
DynOmite
Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka
Wrestler
Jimmy Carter
Ex President
Jimmy Paige
Something About a Blimp?
Jimmy Swaggart
TV Preacher Guy
Joan Collins
Actress
Joan Lunden
TV Host
Joan VanArk
Actress
Joanne Woodward
Woodbound
JoAnne Worley
Laugh-In
Joaquin Guzman
El Chapo
Joaquin Phoenix
Actor
Joe Biden
Vice President
Joe Eszterhas
Writes Bad Movies
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Mike, Janet, & LaToya's Pop
Joe Namath
Brady Bunch Cameo
Joe Perry
Guitarist
Joe Piscopo
Comedian?
Joel Grey
Actor
Joey Butafucco
Loser
John Astin
Gomez
John Boehner
Crying Politician
John Byner
Comedian, Actor, Impressionist
John Carpenter
They DIE too John
John Cleese
Something Completely Different
John Conyers
Congressman
John Gavin
Actor
John Goodman
Fat Actor
John Hillerman
Actor
John Hurt
Actor
John Irving
Author
John Kerry
War Hero?
John Madden
Turkey Eater
John Mahoney
Played Fraiser's Dad
John Malkovich
Creepy Actor
John McCain
Wannabe
John McVie
A Fleetwood Macer
John Paul Stevens
Supreme Court Justice
John Szeles
The Amazing Jonathon
John Travolta
Actor
John Walker Lindh
Traitor
John Warner
One of Liz Taylors Hubbies (and a Senator)
John Williams
(De)Composer , Conductor and Pianist
Johnny Manziel
What a Waste
Johnny Mathis
Chances are…..
Jon Stewart
Tended Bar At City Gardens
Jonathan Demme
Director
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Actor
Joni Mitchell
Singer
Jorge Garcia
LOST Actor
Joseph Campanella
Actor
Joseph Lieberman
Little Mensch
Joseph Mascolo
Stefano DiMera - Days Of Our Lives
Joseph Wapner
Judge Wapner
Joyce Randolph
Actress
Judi Dench
Die Another Day
Judith Krantz
Author
Judy Blume
Are You There God…..
Julia Roberts
Annoying Broad
Julian Asange
WikiFreak
Julie Andrews
Actress
Julie Newmar
9th Life and Counting
Julius Erving
Dr. J Needs a Doctor?
June Allyson
Actress
June Foray
Hey Bullwinkle, I Can't Breathe
June Lockhart
Actress
Junior Johnson
NASCAR Icon
Justin Bieber
Maybe He'll Get Fever
Kanye West
Rapper
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Basketball
Karen Allen
Actress
Karl Lagerfiled
Designer
Karl Malden
Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell
Karl Rove
Not the world's nicest guy
Kat Von D
Not Sandra Bullock's Friend
Kate Gosselin
1/2 A Train Wreck
Kate Middleton
Princess
Kate Moss
Chickee Pooh
Katherine Helmond
Jessica Tate
Katherine Jackson
Got The Little Jacksons
Kathleen Turner
Actress
Katie Holmes
Mrs. Tom Cruise
Katt Williams
Comedian
Kay Starr
Just Famous Enough to Not be Ferlin Husky
Kaye Ballard
Actress
Keely Smith
Singer with Prima
Keith Jackson
Sportscaster
Keith Olberman
TV Talk Host
Keith Richards
Rock & Roll Pharmacist
Kelly Osbourne
Ozzy's Little Princess (of Darkness)
Kelsey Grammer
Fraiser Crane
Ken Kercheval
Actor
Kenny Rogers
You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em
Kevin Federline
Tapped Britney Spears
Kevin Smith
Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mall Rats
Kim Jong Un
Rodman's Pal
Kim Kardashian
Some Skank
Kim Novak
Actress
Kim Richards
Actress
Kirk Douglas
Actor
Kirstie Alley
Actress?
Kitty Kallen
Little Things Mean A Plot
Kristen Stewart
Twilight Chick
Lady Gaga
Hermaphrodite?
Lamar Odom
Hope He Wore a Sleeve
Lance Armstrong
Tout De Putz
Lara Flynn Boyle
Actress
Larry "The Cable Guy"
Larry "The Cable Guy"
Larry Flynt
Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol
Larry King
Old Fart
Larry Kramer
Seinfeld's Friend?
Larry Storch
Actor
Latrell Sprewell
Punched Coach
Laura Ingraham
Radio Talker
Leann Rimes
Country Singer
Lee Grant
Actress
Lee Iacocca
The First Auto Bailout Guy
Lee Majors
Six Million Dollar Man
Lee Meriwether
Actress (A Catwoman)
Leif Garrett
Teen Heart Throb
Leonardo DiCaprio
Actor?
Les Paul
Guitar Guy
Liam Neeson
Actor
Lief Garrett
Heart Throb
Lil Wayne
Rapper
Lily Allen
Singer, Talk Show Host
Linda Lavin
Alice
Linda Ronstadt
That'll Be The Day
Lindsay Lohan
Skank
Lionel Richie
Singer
Lisa Lampanelli
Comedian
Lisa Whelchel
Blair Underwood
Little Richard
Musician
Liz Sheridan
Actress
Liz Smith
Gossip Lady
Liza Minnelli
Friend of Sinatra
Loretta Lynn
Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister
Lou Dobbs
TV, Radio and Print Pundit
Lou Ferrigno
What? Huh? I'm getting angry!
Lou Holtz
Six Team, Six Bowls
Louie Anderson
We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman
Louis Farrakhan
Racist
Lyle Waggoner
Actor
Lyndon LaRouche
Doesn't He Always Run For Pres.?
Macaulay Culkin
Kid Actor, Has Been
Madeline Albright
Secretary of State, Sex Symbol
Madonna
Madonna
Maggie Smith
Actress
Magic Johnson
Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Iranian prick
Mahmoud al-Zahar
Hamas Founder
Malcolm Young
AC/DC
Mamie Van Doren
Actress, Sex Symbol
Manuel Noriega
Some Dude From Panama
Marco Rubio
Politician
Marge Champion
1/2 Of The Champions
Margot Kidder
Actress/Nut Job
Maria Shriver
Gives it up for Arnold
Mariah Carey
Pop Diva
Marianne Faithful
Singer
Marie Fredrikson
Roxette
Mariette Hartley
Actress
Marilyn Horne
Opera Singer
Marilyn Manson
Singer
Marion "Suge" Knight
Rapper
Marion Ross
Mrs. C
Mark David Chapman
Shooter
Mark McGarth
Sugar Ray, Extra
Mark Sanford
Missing Governor
Marla Gibbs
Florence
Martha Stewart
Why indeed!
Martin Landau
Guy from Space 1999
Martin Mull
Comedian
Martin Sheen
Actor
Martina Navratilova
Tennis Gal
Marty Allen
Comic
Mary Higgins Clark
Author
Mary Kate Olsen
Half an Annoying Set
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